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I am to America what Taylor Swift is to Tennessee 🏳️‍⚧️ She/her or calling me a cow if we're cool No one but trans people get to look through my media tab https://linktr.ee/1umpy Pfp by @k0tla.bsky.social

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Cause of death: Lumpy shoved so many edible gummies into her mouth, she fractured her mandible and temporal bone, severing her maxillary artery. She died of internal bleeding after 17 minutes

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So I think a last of us prequel set in Denver and shows the early years of Joel and Tommy as smugglers, watching Joel’s worsening alcohol addiction, Tommy becoming a firefly, whatever led the city to become deserted, and Tommy breaking away from the fireflies to start the early years of Jackson

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butch lesbian cow girl who keeps a little cowbell hanging off of the carabiner on her beltloop. (not that she needs it, tho, with all the other stuff on it shes constantly jingling and jangling wherever she goes anyway)

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Hmmmmm ok has anyone thought of a neck tattoo that’s a dotted line and underneath it says “cut here”

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If 50 tons of rice was mistakenly delivered to your home, could you talk your way out of buying it?

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The thing about genocide is that it’s a legal term. Crimes against humanity and barbarism can be debated, but genocide has been defined by the UN Genocide Convention. Population transfers are specifically prohibited within the convention. Shame on the AP, Genocide is Genocide full stop.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I got my prostate pushed in at the IKEA parking lot

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My child casually dropping "my dad gave birth to me" into conversation so now I have to explain what transgender means to the neighborhood kids 💀

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Oh fuck off they stole this from Ace Combat

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it’s still there after almost a year :( I think they have brain damage

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Hey wait a minute would an autoclave work on sex toys?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

@nessiopeia.space pride months you

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#drawmries @yuzupool.bsky.social inspired me to draw this based on something they said (second image)

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I love getting fat tips during pride month

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Happy homogaysexual month

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could sonic the hedgehog have stopped 9/11?

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Solar Plexus because A. It sounds cool and B. Its main purpose is to cause excruciating pain by uppercutting someone’s guts into their chest cavity

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Ohhhhhhh ok so Home on the Range was my cognitohazard growing up I think. Explains the love of cows and hypnosis for sure

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I don’t even think the femboys would accept me at this point

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I love that so many of my moots are constantly in manic episodes 🙏 thank you for keeping the skyline interesting

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I’m more of a gravy girl tbh

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