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I am to America what Taylor Swift is to Tennessee 🏳️‍⚧️ She/her or calling me a cow if we're cool No one but trans people get to look through my media tab https://linktr.ee/1umpy Pfp by @k0tla.bsky.social

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Source games are just boomer shooters for the 21st century

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If you think I’m scared of people knowing I play orc massage you’re dead wrong

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sorry not sorry about no new art, im applying for residency in a big tower to shoot magic arrows out of all day

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Girl wearing short shorts that clearly shows all the enormous bruises on her legs (don’t worry she works in a warehouse) >>>>>>>>>>>

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Fem Shadow with long hair

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Me when I’m pissing in the pool and I’m trying to not look suspicious

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An internal productivity poster for the Royal Mail, suggesting true productivity can only be achieved by women. To maximise efficiency, try oestrogen. Ref POST 110/1602, Royal Mail Archives.

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Cause of death: Lumpy shoved so many edible gummies into her mouth, she fractured her mandible and temporal bone, severing her maxillary artery. She died of internal bleeding after 17 minutes

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So I think a last of us prequel set in Denver and shows the early years of Joel and Tommy as smugglers, watching Joel’s worsening alcohol addiction, Tommy becoming a firefly, whatever led the city to become deserted, and Tommy breaking away from the fireflies to start the early years of Jackson

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butch lesbian cow girl who keeps a little cowbell hanging off of the carabiner on her beltloop. (not that she needs it, tho, with all the other stuff on it shes constantly jingling and jangling wherever she goes anyway)

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Hmmmmm ok has anyone thought of a neck tattoo that’s a dotted line and underneath it says “cut here”

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If 50 tons of rice was mistakenly delivered to your home, could you talk your way out of buying it?

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The thing about genocide is that it’s a legal term. Crimes against humanity and barbarism can be debated, but genocide has been defined by the UN Genocide Convention. Population transfers are specifically prohibited within the convention. Shame on the AP, Genocide is Genocide full stop.

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I got my prostate pushed in at the IKEA parking lot

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My child casually dropping "my dad gave birth to me" into conversation so now I have to explain what transgender means to the neighborhood kids 💀

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Oh fuck off they stole this from Ace Combat

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it’s still there after almost a year :( I think they have brain damage

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Hey wait a minute would an autoclave work on sex toys?

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@nessiopeia.space pride months you

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Source games are just boomer shooters for the 21st century

If you think I’m scared of people knowing I play orc massage you’re dead wrong

sorry not sorry about no new art, im applying for residency in a big tower to shoot magic arrows out of all day

Girl wearing short shorts that clearly shows all the enormous bruises on her legs (don’t worry she works in a warehouse) >>>>>>>>>>>

Fem Shadow with long hair

Me when I’m pissing in the pool and I’m trying to not look suspicious

An internal productivity poster for the Royal Mail, suggesting true productivity can only be achieved by women. To maximise efficiency, try oestrogen. Ref POST 110/1602, Royal Mail Archives.

Cause of death: Lumpy shoved so many edible gummies into her mouth, she fractured her mandible and temporal bone, severing her maxillary artery. She died of internal bleeding after 17 minutes

So I think a last of us prequel set in Denver and shows the early years of Joel and Tommy as smugglers, watching Joel’s worsening alcohol addiction, Tommy becoming a firefly, whatever led the city to become deserted, and Tommy breaking away from the fireflies to start the early years of Jackson

butch lesbian cow girl who keeps a little cowbell hanging off of the carabiner on her beltloop. (not that she needs it, tho, with all the other stuff on it shes constantly jingling and jangling wherever she goes anyway)

Hmmmmm ok has anyone thought of a neck tattoo that’s a dotted line and underneath it says “cut here”

If 50 tons of rice was mistakenly delivered to your home, could you talk your way out of buying it?

The thing about genocide is that it’s a legal term. Crimes against humanity and barbarism can be debated, but genocide has been defined by the UN Genocide Convention. Population transfers are specifically prohibited within the convention. Shame on the AP, Genocide is Genocide full stop.

I got my prostate pushed in at the IKEA parking lot

My child casually dropping "my dad gave birth to me" into conversation so now I have to explain what transgender means to the neighborhood kids 💀

Oh fuck off they stole this from Ace Combat

it’s still there after almost a year :( I think they have brain damage

Hey wait a minute would an autoclave work on sex toys?

@nessiopeia.space pride months you

#drawmries @yuzupool.bsky.social inspired me to draw this based on something they said (second image)

I love getting fat tips during pride month

Happy homogaysexual month

could sonic the hedgehog have stopped 9/11?