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alyssaroyse.bsky.social
Gym-owner, hysterical feminist kill joy, avid traveler, firm believer that dogs are better than people, who is going to remember to treat herself as well as she tries to treat everyone else. Oh, and I do words. Sometimes for fun.
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important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

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I dunno man, I hate hearing celebrities who took a joy ride on a billionaire's proxy-dick called "astronauts." They're not astronauts. They're space tourists. Unless you do all the studying and training to earn the title of astronaut, you're NOT. I fly in airplanes. I am not a pilot.

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Holy shit—the fire damage inside the Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion is terrifying. Thank God Shapiro and his family got out. The federal government better be taking this investigation seriously.

submitted 1 day ago • 56 comments

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

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Brady is on shift at a local firestation. It's a gorgeous day, so they're gonna test hydrants. Should I post on the neighborhood Facebook page that it's hydrant-testing season, or wait for the first "THE WATER IS BROWN" post? It's spring, if your water is brown, they're likely testing hydrants.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So, Trump sold people to El Salvador and there's no getting them back. That is beyond vile. And he wants to do that to citizens who don't agree with him. WHERE THE FUCK IS CONGRESS?

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@isaiahrmartin.bsky.social, great interview. I'll buy an "unapologetic" t-shirt as soon as you've got them ready!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I discover a brand new reason to hate this motherfucker

submitted 3 days ago • 181 comments

BREAKING: An immigration court determined our client Mahmoud Khalil to be removable from the U.S. based solely on his political speech. The fight isn't over — we'll keep fighting for Mahmoud's freedom and all of our First Amendment rights in federal court.

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it's wild that today ICE was just like, "we're the thought police" unironically

submitted 4 days ago • 180 comments

"Return the work to men." That's the operative point. Keep them womenz at home without resources.

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Not often that I agree with Rand Paul, but here we are. This is correct and if he can get through to people, I'll embrace him as the messenger here.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 6 days ago • 872 comments

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submitted 5 days ago • 297 comments

Sept. 23, 2024: "But threatening to not vote or signaling to others that it’s fine to not vote doesn’t make you a progressive; it makes you a childish clown who clearly doesn’t understand the stakes." charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/all-that-m...

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

Sure, Kamala Harris would have have preserved our global power and domestic prosperity. But she would have done so as a Black woman. by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller

submitted 6 days ago • 236 comments

Sometimes I manage to convince myself that Matthew Yglesias is a parody account and, in those moments, the world makes more sense to me.

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I keep saying this. ALL these protests, all the articles, all the think pieces, the target is 6 people. 10 to be safe. We have to help 10 Republicans find their conscience, and then we can breathe. It shouldn't be so hard. How can it be so hard for 10 people to decide to do what's right?

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I honestly can’t

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

Well, at least there will be less Shein and Temu in the world. So that's something.

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The tide is changing in Montana! Today, 17 Republicans joined with democrats to defeat another anti-trans bill in the MT house. Additionally, Republicans joined democrats to kill a "forced outing" bill in House Education yesterday. That's 2/2 in defeating anti trans bills this week!

submitted 6 days ago • 84 comments

On point. A very important fact to remember. Thank you, @rmayemsinger.bsky.social

submitted 7 days ago • 55 comments

if we want to rebuild american institutions and earn back the world’s trust after this we cannot settle for half-measures. lots of people need to go prison. lots more need to be permanently stripped of wealth and power.

submitted 8 days ago • 505 comments

I’m confused as to how the design and execution of this tariff policy wasn’t flawless. 🇺🇸

submitted 9 days ago • 262 comments

THIS IS WHAT A TRADE WAR LOOKS LIKE -

submitted 9 days ago • 474 comments

lol some of you allow perfect to be the enemy of good and I just don't think there is a non-miserable way to live when that's your MO.

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

Death is coming. Be cringe. Be free!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment