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amalieee.bsky.social
Lost my marbles
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submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

When I was a kid, I would practice using my feet to do stuff with, in case I ever were to lose my arms, and I still accidentally do it now from time to time 😭

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Looking through my photos cuz I’m bored, where tf did my other foot go? 😭

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Looks like I might be able to get a liposuction consultation in a few weeks. Gonna get the fat sucked from under my chin. Slay

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Grown ass man pushing 60 liking thirst traps of egirls, I have never seen anything more pathetic

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Not all men. Gomez Addams would never.

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Men……… 🙄

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

The art style looks kinda ass, why’d they change it lol 😭

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I am realizing that part of me is a deeply romantic unserious person.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I was telling my friend this, and accidentally wrote booty instead of body, and we’ve been crying laughing for the past ten minutes 😭

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My nervous system is wrecked, my entire body’s been shaking for 4 days straight

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This might sound dramatic, but I would die for Mulder and Scully.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Fuuuuuck

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Whats going on with Justin Bieber? And doesn’t have he a new born baby or something?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I just laughed so hard my rib popped

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money." ~ Kat Dennings

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Making a glow-up list so I can get out of my ugly era

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I’m dying, me and my girlfriends are all depressed and h*rny, whats in the air rn 😭😭

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

i can’t believe this is a real tweet from a man who’s about to be 60 years old! people used to feel shame! this mf literally did the “i studied the blade” unironically.

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submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

Pippi Longstocking was neurodivergent-coded af

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment