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But Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

oh god I just realized we’re gonna get some James Bond origin story prestige series where he’s at a prep school gala and gets carded trying to order a martini and then winks straight into the camera

butterfly kisses by bob carlisle walked so that i have dreamed of you by joe exotic could soar

star trek & adventure time✨

Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe

an administration consisting entirely of guys who think Skyler White was a bitch and Walt was real cool

GIANT PIZZA WARS (1993-1995): In the early 90's, the Big 3 in the chain pizza world entered an arms race, offering competing, giant pizzas in a bid for pizza supremacy. How did it shake out? Check this 🧵!

i just won the dumbest fcking thing on ebay i’m so excited

j.g. quintel creating rigby

from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler

these are the worst people and deserve worse fates than can be comfortably imagined

I don't want to be a human anymore. I want to an Elven queen somewhere on Middle Earth.

wrath of khan is due for a comeback in the younger generation. i feel like the thing standing in its way is. well the state of modern star trek. but it is simply one of the greatest old man yaoi movies ever made if you like anime you will like wrath of khan

Here I was thinking it'd be a few more weeks until we got to "l'état, c'est moi."

just feeling very nell crain-coded as of late

another beautiful day of finding one more reason to move to reno 🤠

You can do it. I’m staring at you supportively because I believe in you

the fear by lily allen remains a beloved 2000s pop classic

muenster is rly underused tbh

I didn’t have good male role models growing up so I don’t know what an oled tv is

Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo

Based Hellboy.

2025’s not going so well guys I’m beginning to think we should never have opened that Pharaohs tomb and drawn a moustache on the sarcophagus

The color of the sky in Seattle is dark gray #a2acaa

having lost people i love very much to cancer, i should be a big enough person to say i wouldn’t wish it on anyone, even the people who are slashing this funding & will be responsible for entirely too many deaths. so instead i’ll just say…i loved mike flanagan’s the fall of the house of usher.

When cities clear homeless encampments, workers often take people’s belongings — including important documents, survival gear and irreplaceable mementos. Over and over, people across the U.S. told ProPublica they were devastated by such losses: https://propub.li/3WScD3g

kanye this kanye that kan ye all just shut up about him forever

i’m practicing my taylor rave set for a party tonight and…the dl of wonderland tv that i bought from itunes sounds shittier than the remixes i got for free from Some Guy’s Soundcloud

Star Trek did say the 2020s were gonna be a little rough

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

Then Toad fell asleep.

good morning from my raison d’etre (yes i am taking my trash out today)

who tf wants to make me manicotti