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2024 is gonna be my year. What it will be my year for is beyond me. But it will be mine.

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Bluegrass is just the jazz of country music.

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The soap dispenser cannot hurt us.

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It's silly, but sometimes I feel bad for inanimate objects. But when I set things down on the table, I say, "hold this please." And if tables come to life and want reveng, I'm totally gonna be fine.

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It's comforting to know that with enough money stolen from a bank, I can pay to leave the planet. I mean... Invested. Invested in stolen from a bank. Wait.

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I just finished up an interview for my writing and it felt pretty good. #amwriting

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Sometimes when you miss me, think of a smiling dog.

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A sentient lightbulb awakens in the post apocalypse and befriends a young boy looking for the last shred of society deep underground. Title: This Little Light of Mine #badbookideas

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Obviously the snow man requires a tiny dinosaur.

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To my credit this Tekken cabinet was actively dead when I put my hands on it. Or. I guess it's a Ekketekk 33 cab.

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@seanrfrazier.com I dont know if I ever got your opinion on the Marvels. Personally, I do think the plot was a bit paint by numbers, but that might have been more of a pacing issue. The third act is breezy. But in terms of the chemistry between the leads? It was phenomenal.

submitted 478 days ago • 1 comment

Bouncing back from something that takes the wind out of your sails is likely one of the hardest things.

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Maka has located a new candy to love

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Sometimes, I shout, "BIPOLAR POWERS ACTIVATE" and the depression goes away. Might be a coincidence.

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I wish there was some sketchy part of town where I could buy a dusty treasure map from an elderly man claiming the treasure would have a high cost.

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Did you know Barnes and Noble had music? I didn't. At least, I didn't anymore. Because they're on the other side of fiction and manga.

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Just let me have a rocket launcher. I won't do anything with it. I just wanna put it on a shelf. Just my rocket launcher shelf for the zombie apocalypse. Will settle for a flame thrower.

submitted 482 days ago • 1 comment

This seems like the right call.

submitted 483 days ago • 1 comment

Because I said it wrong once, but leaned into it as a joke, I've been forced to call crescent wrenches, croissant wrenches. I will not be humiliated.

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Good morning

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Last Reskeet: I also wanna note that climate despair ("It's too late, we're doomed") is, literally, the latest phase of the fossil fuel industry's war on facts. They rolled straight into despair from denialism because, if we're all fucked forever anyway, why bother trying to shut down refineries?

submitted 485 days ago • 21 comments

Two cuties sitting holeside

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Trees bear fruit. *nods sagely*

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Does it have pumpkins? No. Does it have sword fights? Yes. Happy Hallow-Read, everyone! www.amazon.com/Wrong-Sword-...

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Normal adult stuff.

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Guess my cat is the box ghost for Halloween.

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Oh no, I accidentally dropped the sequel to my CYOA style book. Happy Halloween? www.amazon.com/Necromancer-...

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