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Mostly dumb jokes about tech or current events
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Wokeness is out of control, I once saw the property brothers beat a nice newlywed couple to within an inch of their lives because they refused to call it a "person-in-law suite"
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For what it's worth, never trust a hotel power receptacle without verification. Started at 15%.
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There are only 2 US companies that make gaming devices and have the scale to get Trump's attention. Microsoft and Valve.
Gabe, Satya, get your shit together.
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We should take some of these houses and remove the space between them, and then maybe even stack some on top of one another. Perhaps put restaurants and doctor's offices and convenience stores and parks scattered among the sprawl.
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"yeah it's the weirdest thing, little Andy Jr. has loved Elon Musk since even before he spoke his first fourteen words!"
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Plus tariffs
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I don't know if I'm cool with paying any more than $100mil for a phone tho
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Pixel 10 is gonna be nuts
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Alt text wins again, I thought you were referring to HER HEAD.
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He's the Senate's very own facebook cringe lib. Senator Jeff Tiedrich.
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If it crosses the U.S. border illegally, it's our job to
STOP IT.
- A little bit of Monica in my life
- A little bit of Erica by my side
- A little bit of Rita's all I need
- A little bit of Tina's what I see
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If it crosses the U.S. border illegally, it's our job to
STOP IT.
- Harry Truman
- Doris Day
- Red China
- Johnnie Ray
- South Pacific
- Walter Winchell
- Joe DiMaggio
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"we will know by September" is just not something anyone serious about medical research would ever say.
He'll use the time until then to signal boost as many pro-measles quacks as he can find and defund/abolish means of diagnosing autism in an effort to make it seem like they're doing good.
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Sunday is Half Marathon day!
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I love the idea of the expanded charging network but I don't like the idea of creating a tesla acct, if I'm being honest. Good to have the option...
Do we know if any of the bigger charging networks are planning to change their stalls to NACS?
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It took them 50 years to figure out how to adapt it, but they finally realized you could just say "live from New York it's Sa'aday night innit"
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BRB gonna smuggle some Woke Ideology in from Mexico
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The Vergecast has a weekly spot in their Friday episodes for rants about how fucking stupid and feckless this piece of shit is and it might be the most cathartic 10 minutes of my week.
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Ross Douthat looks, sounds, and acts like the personification of the word "bloviate"
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And the lineage of that podcast feed is hilarious – it's Jane Coaston's show, now twice repurposed.
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Is Post dot news the closest we got to that working? (Not that it could be considered all that "close")
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You say that, but at the very least this one could've used an "lol" at the end
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A gas oven that displays the DOW on a screen inside
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Sometimes I think about Aug to Oct 2019 during the Democratic primary. It was a tense time and there's no use relitigating. But, like, we talked about healthcare policy and environmental reforms and gun violence prevention.
Seems quaint, tbh!
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Aha! You absolute fools!! You cannot comprehend how his brilliant mind works.
He never intended to pressure foreign and domestic companies to employ magic to bring manufacturing to the United States!
It's much better to treat the US economy as a pump and dump scheme to edge the Wall Street Bros. 🧠
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Why don't we just build the whole NYSE out of the pump and dump scheme?
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And what does a 90 day pause do for companies trying to release new products or for the people planning to buy them? We've finally brought surprise billing, the US healthcare industry's greatest innovation, to every product you buy!
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Trying to outlaw carbon credits/trading, the only thing that keeps Tesla in the black.
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People who enjoy life are often found engaging in frivolities like "eating pancakes at noon" and "sitting on patio"
I, a true leftist, suffer no such burdens.
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