ammytheartist.bsky.social
Local art cryptid. I like bugs, birds, and other animals.
Commissions are open.
I block ai
https://ko-fi.com/AmmytheArtist
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I will also purchase art bandaids 10000%
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My husband does this "hey you beautiful dummy creative person remember you need to take care of yourself or I'll kill you. Not really but do what I say anyway" it's strangely effective for me
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Hell yeah. Fuck yeah. I've never registered for something so fucking fast
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My stupid sister found a beautiful regal jumping spider in her grapes and she THREW IT IN THE TRASH.
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I keep hearing about spiders in bananas and I keep thinking "okay when is it MY TURN to find a spider in my Costco bananas! I want a free pet!"
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So part of my job entails tracking emplanement data over history. In 2020 we see a huge downward spike and I'm absolutely anticipating another one here soon
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I laughed at someone shouting "DON'T HIT YOUR DAD, HANGMAN!" when Christopher Daniels showed up
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This is how I feel
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He's probably coding something.
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If you need a sobriety buddy let me know. I'm at about a year and a half.
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I recently tried to get sterilized. Insurance wanted $2077. I can't afford it.
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You can't ever go wrong with frogs, I think.
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Chiggers, too. Bedbugs. A shitton of mosquitos. All at once.
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I want orange Cassidy v Takeshita. My buddy's favorite v my favorite. It would be beautiful
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I love the culture of Bluesky that asks if it's okay to DM before actually DMing. Yes, ofc!
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They look like a fun Muppet
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"hey little non-gendered cutie you look like you could use a frog drawing on your bedroom. Whatdyasay eeehhh?"
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I'm interested.
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Oh he's very handsome!
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I'm not great at watercolors but I'll give em a try!
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Every day it seems like I gotta stop myself from being mean to a particular doomer or two because they're friends with all my friends but it's like.....come on.
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I thought I was the only one who did this
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My husband and I have had these thoughts for years. We still have a pair from 2000.
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My coworker showed me a video of like ...hundreds of vultures flocking in Texas. She was wondering if it was normal behavior. I spent the rest of the hour researching vulture behavior. It's apparently very common for large flocks down south - less so in the Midwest.
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I'm gonna make it weird!
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This is (soon to be) house goals right here
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Yeah but eventually won't that kill them relatively quickly? Imagine having chiggers for 6+ years....
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Give them chiggers.
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I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this. (I took a nap)
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(non-gendered) dude. I'll do a few for the volunteer hours.
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I have not but I'd be so excited to illustrate one. (Hint to all your science friends. I am not smart enough to write- just draw)
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I like you. You seem like you're fun at parties. (Legitimately)
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They're my favorite perfume house
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Can I introduce you to @bpal.bsky.social ? I think you will enjoy their offerings :D
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He doesn't actually decide anything. It's all decided for him. He's just reading a script provided to him from his buddy Musk
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Okay I'm so tired of hearing this. Locusts are innocent. It's the BRAIN WORMS we need to blame! We can't trust WORMS. they're not even proper insects.
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I have that same 3D printed ghost in my tarantula enclosure. 10/10 would recommend.
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Damnit I just posted this joke without the reading the other comments