amoebareads.bsky.social
Secluded cabin dwelling old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & characters.
Izzy Hands is my sad bastard wife.
Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.
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Why are bodies
Just
Why
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Yaaay
PERFECT TIMING
I juuuust got into bed
It's midnight
I was juuuust about to hit Ao3 for bedtime stories.
Perfect
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Showing up in the Maritimes 4 years late and rocking this van would be Very On Brand.
But the inevitable breakdown in Winnipeg ( again! ) and the inevitable GoFundMe... I would rather skip that part.
U-Haul would end up getting us home anyways.
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That is a pretty solid way to discover him.
*Such* an excellent concert clip.
I'm stoked to finally see the movie.
Thanks for reminding me that it exists.
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LadyHawke
Omg
Just hits every single note
Perfect movie
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I only know this movie because of Nick Cave.
I've always wanted to see the whole thing.0 because it looks AMAZING.
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Oh jeeezzzuzzzzz
Goodluck with that buddy....
Holy fuck.
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BIRTHDAY
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Yay!!
THANK YOOOOOOOU!
I've been making big jugs of mint tea so there is always pretty water in the fridge.
There has literally been times where the Finch app has been like
JILL SAYS DRINK WATER
and I get the fuck up and I DO drink the water!!!!
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I do drink more water!
Every damn day because of you!
My skin is amazing.
I am very hydrated.
I'm doing a good job of being a human.
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Awweeeee NoooooOOOOooo
Eat them.
That'll teach em!!
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I found the carbonated drink SO GOOD for the wildfire smoke problems.
As a severe asthmatic it did wonders for that nasty wildfire feeling in my chest.
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Fuckin incredible write up.
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Oh gawd this stuff is the best.
Put it in carbonated water.
Make spicy ginger whiskey tea.
Chug it directly from the bottle.
So good.
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One of the truest things ever said about him
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OMFG
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Also Australian.
Almost died laughing.
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Omfg I'm going to watch this immediately.
Thank you.
Have you seen Randy Felt Face do his bit about buying a bookshelf on gumtree adventure?
Pure.
Gold.
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This specific item
these measurements
at this location
and costs this much.
Ok what's the location?
What's the price?
Is this item a completely different brand than the one mentioned and clearly photographed?
What's the measurements?
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Apparently choosing one of 3 available days where they admitted they do not have anything to do was too difficult
they relisted the item in case anyone else wants it
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The human car wash at burning man was so delightful & invigorating I walked for several hours to find the brain wash station for a scalp massage and it was one of the best days ever.
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Gothasthey
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SO soft
It's a fine bunny fluff undercoat that's wrapped up in curly long hairs and that's how the cord structure grows out.
Separation is really easy after the 1st couple of years. Once they are established it's like velcro tugging apart any stuck bits of sections.
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The exhausted middle aged goth in me recognises and honours the exhausted middle aged goth in you.
It's 2am and I can't be bothered to think hard enough to make up a clever whateverthefuck our version of namaste is.
🖕
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How the Hellz did I miss this one!!?!?!
WhooOooOoo got my attention now!!
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@robotpinemarten.bsky.social
@frooogscream.bsky.social
mop is mopping
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I love how there are archivists among us who keep the documents safe.
It's the mark of a civilized society.
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I love that there are random ninjas.
Why??!?
Because 90's.
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It looks like oven cleaner
I'm relieved teenage me wasn't able to procure this
Hahahaha
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Yeah it's an industrial kennel product somot really actually works
Smells amazing
Just orange
O R A N G E
not a nightmare of chemicals
and dissipates pretty nicely and fairly quick
Really fresh
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I 3073627% hear yeah.
I've had gigantic senior dogs and a pile of massive puppies so I can absolutely recommend with experience
EZCLEAN ENZYME SPRAY
and
ANGRY ORANGE DEODORIZER
really really really really really really really really really really really really really really
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NooOOOoooooOOooo
POOopooooOOOooOpppooppPOOooopppoOOOOOoopppOOoooOoopppppppfffffbbbbffbbttt
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How could I not identify with Izzy when he constantly looks like this
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Omfg
Buddy co worker also gave us 2 fresh caught trout cuz he went out fishing last week.
When you get hired you are FED
Peach BBQ pulled pork
Chrerizo
Maple breakfast sausage
Jalapeno cheddar Smokies
I can't even remember some of the flavours
He's just going to work there forever now
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BIRTHDAY
That is adorable
Such a good friend