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Secluded cabin dwelling old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & characters.
Izzy Hands is my sad bastard wife.
Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.
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Omfg
Buddy co worker also gave us 2 fresh caught trout cuz he went out fishing last week.
When you get hired you are FED
Peach BBQ pulled pork
Chrerizo
Maple breakfast sausage
Jalapeno cheddar Smokies
I can't even remember some of the flavours
He's just going to work there forever now
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BIRTHDAY
That is adorable
Such a good friend
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JAWS THEME SONG INTENSIFIES
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I Feel this.
Damn body.
We need to find the optimal climate and start a compound.
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That is amazing.
Apologize for nothing.
Thank you for blessing me with Saturday morning cartoons.
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I would love to be able to do the more natural ones but they hurt me and do NOT work for hot kitchen Man.
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Hahahah
Yeah J says
like of course I'm picking space bear but only if there's no chainsaw shark available.
What do those Even smell like!!?!
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I love you.
I would love this.
But I'm really looking for a good Old Spice deodorant for me and stinky works in a hot kitchen hacking meat all day husband.
I am unable to smell a variety of deodorants without asthma.
And J will literally just pick whatever has a space bear or kraken label.
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Yeahhhh it was not at all fun.
I'm so lucky I was able to claw my way to the right specialists.
The special specialists.
Lol.
I still have to stand up to new doctors who say that doesn't happen.
Look. At. My. Damn. File.
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Sometimes it's easier to lean into the outcast mode when it's an almost family function you don't wanna be at.
Simple polite distance.
Trying to blend in or be a part of it usually takes more people skills than necessary and doesn't work anyways.
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THAT'S A GOOD DOG RIGHT THERE
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I demand pictures of the dog named Goblin.
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Laaaame
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I need
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234678% thought that was a baby skunk.
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Bless them for taking care of The Goths
I wouldn't have remembered those.
( My docs are basically slippers now they are so comfortable ..,but HOOOOO BOOOOY those 1st couple months really are trial by blood. )
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GAHHHH IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
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Awww why deleted I wanna see the thing!!
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Ahahah a buffet of sunscreen.
Adorable.
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Damn i can't even find them I wanna block them So hard.
Ages since I've done a good blocking.
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Love those frames!!
Hair looks so good!
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BIRTHDAY
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EXACTLY
Become the tamagotchi.
Get good grades in dishwashing.
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I only have a few key goals on daily alarms.
Mostly I only check in once or twice a day.
Insomnia time is dressing him up in silly outfits at 3am.... instead of doom scrolling.
It's great for that.
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I cannot let my imaginary friend creature down.
I cannot disappoint him.
I must drink water so I can buy furniture.
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Yessss love that
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Such a cute movie
Super fun
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There are entire sections of games for routine building and self care & exercise.
Small steps consistently is what makes a habit stick.
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Ok very seriously the Finch app has been fantastic for exactly THIS in my life.
Focus timers
Check lists
Rewards for my rat brain
Small achievable & clear goals
Every single day at 2pm I get an alarm for
MAKE ART GAWD DAMNITT