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Secluded cabin dwelling old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & characters. Izzy Hands is my sad bastard wife. Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.
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It looks like oven cleaner I'm relieved teenage me wasn't able to procure this Hahahaha
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Yeah it's an industrial kennel product somot really actually works Smells amazing Just orange O R A N G E not a nightmare of chemicals and dissipates pretty nicely and fairly quick Really fresh
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I 3073627% hear yeah. I've had gigantic senior dogs and a pile of massive puppies so I can absolutely recommend with experience EZCLEAN ENZYME SPRAY and ANGRY ORANGE DEODORIZER really really really really really really really really really really really really really really
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NooOOOoooooOOooo POOopooooOOOooOpppooppPOOooopppoOOOOOoopppOOoooOoopppppppfffffbbbbffbbttt
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How could I not identify with Izzy when he constantly looks like this
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Omfg Buddy co worker also gave us 2 fresh caught trout cuz he went out fishing last week. When you get hired you are FED Peach BBQ pulled pork Chrerizo Maple breakfast sausage Jalapeno cheddar Smokies I can't even remember some of the flavours He's just going to work there forever now
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BIRTHDAY That is adorable Such a good friend
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JAWS THEME SONG INTENSIFIES
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I Feel this. Damn body. We need to find the optimal climate and start a compound.
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That is amazing. Apologize for nothing. Thank you for blessing me with Saturday morning cartoons.
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I would love to be able to do the more natural ones but they hurt me and do NOT work for hot kitchen Man.
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Hahahah Yeah J says like of course I'm picking space bear but only if there's no chainsaw shark available. What do those Even smell like!!?!
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I love you. I would love this. But I'm really looking for a good Old Spice deodorant for me and stinky works in a hot kitchen hacking meat all day husband. I am unable to smell a variety of deodorants without asthma. And J will literally just pick whatever has a space bear or kraken label.
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Yeahhhh it was not at all fun. I'm so lucky I was able to claw my way to the right specialists. The special specialists. Lol. I still have to stand up to new doctors who say that doesn't happen. Look. At. My. Damn. File.
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Sometimes it's easier to lean into the outcast mode when it's an almost family function you don't wanna be at. Simple polite distance. Trying to blend in or be a part of it usually takes more people skills than necessary and doesn't work anyways.
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THAT'S A GOOD DOG RIGHT THERE
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I demand pictures of the dog named Goblin.
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Laaaame
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I need
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234678% thought that was a baby skunk.
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Bless them for taking care of The Goths I wouldn't have remembered those. ( My docs are basically slippers now they are so comfortable ..,but HOOOOO BOOOOY those 1st couple months really are trial by blood. )
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GAHHHH IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
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Awww why deleted I wanna see the thing!!
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Ahahah a buffet of sunscreen. Adorable.
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Damn i can't even find them I wanna block them So hard. Ages since I've done a good blocking.
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Love those frames!! Hair looks so good!
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BIRTHDAY
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EXACTLY Become the tamagotchi. Get good grades in dishwashing.
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I only have a few key goals on daily alarms. Mostly I only check in once or twice a day. Insomnia time is dressing him up in silly outfits at 3am.... instead of doom scrolling. It's great for that.
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I cannot let my imaginary friend creature down. I cannot disappoint him. I must drink water so I can buy furniture.