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From AS/400 midrange core business development to hobby crafting on ESP32C6 (and other) micro-controllers. Who knew that C would be so easy if it wasn't for the build files and linker 😉 ! Sex starved chat sliders: I'm the male of the species you idiots.
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A nonexistent secret. We all already knew…

I don’t want to live in a world where people are in jail and barred from work for smoking weed but an unelected man actively abusing ketamine faces no repercussions for illegally seizing all of our data and making decisions that kill hundreds of thousands of people

I think Adolph has had too much ketamine.

We can finally show you this! August 4th after comic con, only on hulu ! All new episodes of King of the Hill!

My mum, later in life, went back to school, got a PhD and became a lecturer and leading researcher in the field of biochemistry. I understand what it's like to do those things as much as Starmer understands what it's like to work 10 hours a day in a factory

EXCLUSIVE Lt. Gov. Earle-Sears (R-VA): I know we talk about rape and incest in the general population against abortion. That's okay. But about 1% or a little bit more are parts of rape or incest. We need to make our choices before we're pregnant—not, you know, after. You already made a choice!

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”

Jesus tapdancing Christ "The reason state troopers are being summoned to arrest the homeless, a WSMV4 Investigation found, is that they are working for a proprietary security organization in which the troopers are paid with private dollars by a downtown Nashville business organization."

Anyone can buy OCP stock and own a piece of our city. What could be more democratic than that?

actually mad what happens when the guy is white eh

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

ChatGPT ass administration

Peter Navarro snaps at @andrewfeinberg.com after Feinberg points out that the administration always responds to court orders they don't like by railing against judges

Delighted to see our #NION letter gaining traction at 13.5k signatures. 25k by Monday? I want to address a question/criticism I've seen about our wording. To women upset that we describe ourselves as cis women and refusing to sign on that basis I ask you to reconsider. Please read on...

The Trump folks obviously knew and this is, in fact, important for the public to know, given Musk’s deleterious impact on so many. Kudos to @kirstengrind.bsky.social and Megan Twomey for having the guts to report out yet another condition that is in plain sight. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...

I just saw and fact checked an interesting claim. Robert Jenrick posted a video where vigilante style he confronts a fare dodger on the Tube, and claims that Khan's London is the Wild West. Actually, the crime rate in his constituency is higher than London. Go to Newark, Jenrickman...

Imagine a world where 'race to the bottom' in this context didn't mean 'helping children'.

While Robert Jenrick MP spends his days wandering about the underground tackling fare dodgers and going on about the capital for clicks... his constituency has a genuine problem. ● Newark crime rate: 123 crimes per 1,000 ● London 105.8 per 1,000 But you know... "Sadiq"

Headline: Festival drops Kneecap Opening line: Kneecap have announced they will “no longer” perform at TRNSMT festival in Glasgow in July after police voiced safety concerns. [Times]

Richest guy in the world cut funding for cancer research but at least he had fun

Welch: I have a question. How do you guys constantly defend the biggest whining titty baby…

You're having a hard time. Things are bad out there aren't they. Sometimes you feel like it's just going to keep getting worse. So what you need to do is take two minutes and watch Michael Caine's outstanding accent work in On Deadly Ground.

1. A transgender man was detained in South Carolina for using the restroom that Republicans want him to use. Officers allegedly hurled slurs at him for doing so. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism. www.erininthemorning.com/p/trans-man-...

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

"Its hard doing a real 9 to 5 job where what I do matters; instead of just doing an hour on telly and then fucking off for the rest of the week": Dan Bongo Boo-fucking-hoo. Either suck it up you pathetic cunt or fucking quit and go back to being a talking head with not a fucking worry in the world.

QAnon Shaman wants me to stop trolling him 🤣💀🦬🇺🇸

The reality that masked men without proper identification are confronting and arresting and taking away people should be intolerable to anyone who calls themselves American.

Here’s the thing, if they are picking up folks working in the country illegally, I’m going to need to see some white guys also being arrested for employing people working illegally in the country. Otherwise, it’s just racism.

NEW | On reporting around the suspect in the Liverpool parade tragedy… ‘A FANTASTIC GUY’ When it emerged that the suspect in the Liverpool parade tragedy is a middle aged white man the rush to find excuses was inevitable... brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/38-a-fanta...

Telling how when the attacker is a middle class, white company director who "lives in a cul-de-sac" it's automatically framed as an "out of character" moment of madness

Get thee behind me Satan:

A special poem for #TACOTrump: 🌮

Maybe worth having a read of this again... 🙌

America, this is so utterly embarrassing.

I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.

When a $15 million bribe to let through your merger isn't enough because Trump want's a personal $10 million cut from the top...