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From AS/400 midrange core business development to hobby crafting on ESP32C6 (and other) micro-controllers. Who knew that C would be so easy if it wasn't for the build files and linker 😉 ! Sex starved chat sliders: I'm the male of the species you idiots.
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The bird dance for the ages

submitted 17 hours ago • 405 comments

Trump deporting Elon and Elon getting Trump impeached, from exile, by bribing congressional Republicans, would be peak slam poetry. But let's be real. They're probably going to kiss and make up and ruin it for everybody.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

The straightest thing you can do as a man is to think a lot about two other guys' balls.

submitted 8 hours ago • 881 comments

Seems like an appropriate time to repost this

submitted 11 hours ago • 162 comments

Jack White for the win 🔥

submitted 5 hours ago • 71 comments

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

submitted 13 hours ago • 176 comments

The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?

submitted 9 hours ago • 204 comments

Amazing. Respect the lede.

submitted 7 hours ago • 195 comments

AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

submitted 8 hours ago • 694 comments

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

submitted 11 hours ago • 605 comments

Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 11 hours ago • 110 comments

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

submitted 12 hours ago • 79 comments

Melania and Grimes tonight.

submitted 12 hours ago • 11 comments

OH MY GOD

submitted 12 hours ago • 118 comments

battle to see who kills themself first

submitted 12 hours ago • 299 comments

LoL.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

today

submitted 14 hours ago • 88 comments

Just amazing www.techspot.com/news/108173-...

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

lmao

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 87 comments

Currently my favorite distraction on TikTok is this man who is CLEARLY in like, THE BEST shape, finding things that other athletes can do (and often the things they're doing are typically femme) and seeing if he also can do that With the "assistance" of the best dog named Dootie I love this

submitted 1 day ago • 133 comments

"If people knew how shit our product was they'd stop buying it" is the slogan of the 21st century

submitted 20 hours ago • 104 comments

POCAN: How many federal dollars go to funding illegal aliens getting Medicaid? VOUGHT: Because of the money launderi-- POCAN: How many federal dollars go to illegal aliens for Medicaid? Simple question. VOUGHT: It's not a simple question

submitted 1 day ago • 343 comments