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noisy and chaotic, unenthusiastic American in NC Caniac she/her
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My WFH equipment really was 53 pounds like FedEx said. All I need is the laptop, people.

The governor’s attorney taking a real Esse Quam Videri approach to grammar www.newsobserver.com/news/politic... #ncpol

the beautiful game

Belichick and his child concubine got booed at Lenovo Center, where NC State plays. What did they think would happen?

Can I join @jrmoockjr.bsky.social in the Waffle House parking lot? She is vile.

You ever send someone a surprise monographed gift, and they have zero reaction or acknowledgement? I thought the post office made a mistake. Cool cool cool.

Kristi Noem claims to be ‘on meth’ 😂

trying to let the snobbery leave my body over people who aren't children but totally excited to go to Myrtle Beach

Duke did a Streisand effect. Meh heh heh.

I have a small job contract coming up (eeeeee!) and I'm so relieved it's not WF, banking, or even corporate. Maybe I've finally escaped.

spending the holiday watching clips of David Tennant doing things

I know some pretty fake "allies" who are obsessed with Harry Potter. 40 damn years old, passing it on to their young sons. Grow up.

Back in NC after a wild goose chase in eastern Tennessee. Western NC is not okay. I saw parts of Avery county where I was hunkered down for Helene. The destruction didn't just go away. They still need our help.

My brother, who loves reading about current events, is going to read this and that REALLY pisses me off.

I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux

My mom's cousin died an hour before we got to the hospital. We just found out another cousin died two years ago. My (2nd) cousin can't say goodbye to his momma, because being gay in east Tennessee isn't allowed. It's been a day.

Sticking your phone in rice for a while is a good idea even if you haven’t spilled anything on it

OMG

90 year old man from Hamilton, Ontario, holding my hands: You will always be welcome in Canada. Me, with a room full of international onlookers: And you...could come to the states, but I don't know why you'd want to.

They are playing exclusively Canadian music at the CN Tower. Clever!

I hate that my stomach is torn up, because there's so much good food in Toronto. At least I'm drinking water from Kwee-bec. Lots of good water comes from Kwee-bec.

FOUR NON BLONDES: I said hey! What’s goin on?! ME: *deep breath* okay so…

nah pretty sure my grandfather wanted to keep running his pool hall instead of losing fingers in the mines

In all international airports, I have been met with scorn if I ask any question. "Upstairs or downstairs?" 😡 "Is this the customs kiosk?" 😡 "Do you need this receipt?" 😡

I'm looking for a cult that does room and board. Preferably no chores.

I was practically praying he'd score today. Quite a donnybrook the other night.

My favorite sign from the Albany #HandsOff rally.

Eat Shit Wayne Gretzky, you traitorous bum.

Hi! I would just like to announce my state is stupid and may throw out over 65k legit votes for a Dem because a Republican baby threw a tantrum. He lost. He lost fair and square, but we live in bizzaro reality.

That was amazing 🤩

I can’t compete with this

what a time to need a new wardrobe