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amygoldschlager.bsky.social
Editor, proofreader, and book/audiobook reviewer. Murder Banana and Friend of DeSoto. Go Spiderwolves and All Guesses Are Wrong!
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trump: I’m going to protect women women: no thank you trump: I’m gonna do it women: please don’t trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team women: what trump: and brought back andrew tate women: why trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore

Cutting vital services is not "finding savings."

Works as advertised

I personally can’t stand the taste of eggs but definitely prefer them to plane crashes.

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

Going forward, I'm calling all bodies of water Gulf of Mexico. Long Island Sound? Gulf of Mexico. Lake Placid? Gulf of Mexico. Chattahoochee River? Gulf of Mexico. My half-full tumbler of Perrier? Gulf of Mexico.

I am DEVASTATED that I can't be at this reading, but esteemed emcee @amygoldschlager.bsky.social will be an amazing substitute host for these wonderful writers. Make sure you've got this on your calendar for next week!

it seems wildly unfair that our planet has a handful of Lex Luthors and zero super-powered space alien himbos to punch them

My son calls shows that go on and on and change the story to keep you watching "twist bait".

We are delighted to announce a new Six-Week Workshop scholarship for Trans writers. The Sea Star Scholarship, an annual full-tuition scholarship for the Six-Week Workshop, has been offered by an anonymous donor and will be available for the first time this year.

I hope other #FriendsOfDeSoto are joining me on the #startrekpodcrawl and donating to the National Center for Science Education. We’ve got to do what we can to hold back the dark. It could literally save our lives. linktr.ee/startrekpodc...

I really like the idea of @thecity.bsky.social costing Adams a pardon

Everyone is alive but unfortunately my sisters house burned down. Donate if you can. Thanks to those of you who have donated and shared.

Fun times last night at @bklynbooksbooze.bsky.social with @amygoldschlager.bsky.social @csecooney.bsky.social @richardsparks.bsky.social and Matt Talluci. I read from my novella One Level Down, coming April 1 from @tachyonpub.bsky.social !

Hope to see you all there!

Make Tuesday the Best Day -- by joining BBB for our last reading of 2024! Come by Barrow's on 12/17 @ 7pm for readings from: @csecooney.bsky.social, @marygthompson.bsky.social, @richardsparks.bsky.social & #MattTalucci! w/ host @amygoldschlager.bsky.social 📚👀🎙️🥃 More: brooklynbooksbooze.com

ONE WEEK AWAY! Join BBB for our last event of the year on 12/17 @ 7pm w/ readings from: @csecooney.bsky.social, @marygthompson.bsky.social, #MattTalucci & @richardsparks.bsky.social w/ host @amygoldschlager.bsky.social 📚👀🎙️🥃 #books #readings #brooklyn More info: brooklynbooksbooze.com

Last BBB of the year to sip & be social! Join us at Barrow's Intense on 12/17 at 7pm with 4 amazing authors sharing their stories: @csecooney.bsky.social, @marygthompson.bsky.social, #MattTalucci & @richardsparks.bsky.social w/ host @amygoldschlager.bsky.social 📚👀🎙️🥃 More: brooklynbooksbooze.com

Snif! I can't make this one, but the able and willing @amygoldschlager.bsky.social will be hosting the next amazing Brooklyn Books & Booze -- don't miss this last one of 2024! #readings #books #fantasy #SF #authors

A mere 16 days from now things get pretty awesome: BBB at Barrow's returns with 4 MORE authors! Join us on 12/17 @ 7pm for tales from @csecooney.bsky.social @marygthompson.bsky.social #MattTalucci & @richardsparks.bsky.social! (Host: @amygoldschlager.bsky.social) 📚👀🎙️🥃 More: brooklynbooksbooze.com

withdraw thyself, thou bleedest too much.

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

I think the best part may be that you can’t tell if The Onion has taken over yet.

Well, this is both delightful and another sign of how bonkers this timeline is.

There should be a Pulitzer for satire www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/her...