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There’s only one solution here — Musk spills the tea on how they rigged the election and releases the Epstein files on Trump, and Trump cuts Elon’s government contracts and deports him the fuck home. Win/win.

He’s having a fever dream…

Yes, yes. I'm sure it's a distraction. But it's a *really* fun one.

Bride’s side or groom’s side?

With all this exciting impeachment talk, Peter Thiel must be on his third shirt.

This is the best day ever to be in a group chat with people who aren’t online. They react to every piece of breaking news about the beef like you’re Paul Revere.

These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way.

FEMA Chief Confused By Wind theonion.com/fema-ch...

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Leader of the free world.

What if putting the stupidest people in charge was a mistake?

“I think his legacy is not going to be an EV or putting rockets into space. I think it’s going to be unnecessary death, disease & disability. That's not what it means to be an innovator, that's not what it means to be an American, that's not what it means to be a man" ~Scott Galloway #ElonMusk

Why is the American president repeating Russian threats without comment?

Isn't it weird that Elon Musk took a flamethrower to trump's bill, took a public dump all over it, and trump hasn't responded to it. No statement. Not a tweet. Nothing. Like a TACO bitch ass punk.

Jeffries: Yes Joni, the American people know that at some point in their lives, they are going to pass away. The cause of death should not be Republican cruelty

Love this. Good people stepping up when the system fails our kids.

Raise your hand if you’re not even a meteorologist and you still know there’s a hurricane season.

Littlest warrior steals the show

this is excellent — straight talk from a meteorologist who spells out in clear terms what effect all these senseless cuts are having

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Good Sunday Morning ☀️

Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣 Good to know. (you know what to do!) 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮

This is Malak. He was caught on camera busting a hole through the wall. Immediately felt really bad about it, if that helps his case. 12/10

Butterfly garden 🤞🦋🦋🦋🦋🐝🐝🐝🐝🦋🦋🦋🐝

Trump is planning a military parade in DC on June 14, but the biggest story of that day will be the actions of we, the people. We are coming together to reject strongman politics and corruption. www.nokings.org #DemsConnect #DemVoice1 #PINKS

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