Profile avatar
anangryopossum.bsky.social
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ NYT reporter. tip line: (858) 651-5050
3,097 posts 1,168 followers 543 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
comment in response to post
NOOO it being in a plaza is so much worse omg
comment in response to post
Number 4 is a basement right
comment in response to post
We adopted a dog who who older than us (in dog years) and it was very clear that we were her awful roommates and nobody was her master.
comment in response to post
I already did this to my own kid and it kind of rules I love a messy record of events
comment in response to post
Holy shit
comment in response to post
This is me
comment in response to post
Ohhhh I'm watching that spinoff
comment in response to post
@jodiefoster please confirm
comment in response to post
They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
comment in response to post
My mayor isn't even on social, I own the state
comment in response to post
Rip
comment in response to post
I even got a table! Truly a miracle.
comment in response to post
I like how they dont actually tell you how they are when you ask. I was horrified when someone answered honestly my first time away from NE.
comment in response to post
Yes lol
comment in response to post
I thought about that, but I like that the yoto has track selections. I have one card with 100 tracks of story bots and the youngest can find every fav song bc of the icons
comment in response to post
Let me tell you: making mix tapes for your kids is BACK
comment in response to post
Lolol you got my ass
comment in response to post
It's incredible. Highly recommended. I'm also using seeker 🏴‍☠️
comment in response to post
Your innie would never say such things. Your innie has an impressive collection of finger traps.
comment in response to post
"He was just following orders" 🫡
comment in response to post
This could all be solved with voting
comment in response to post
putting in my manifesto that I was radicalized by grok 🫡
comment in response to post
The wild thing is it didn't need any pushing or tricks to make it respond that way. I imagine it will be fixed soon but right now it's saying musk, Trump and rfk are the biggest dangers to this country.
comment in response to post
And then it stopped working and erased my convo so anyway I'm sure the police will be here shortly
comment in response to post
I know lol. First or told me to VOTE. i was like, you know that doesn't work. And it was like, it's true shit it rigged when musk bought Twitter and used it to get himself crowned. Then it admitted murder was indeed an option but again advised against it lest the market crash
comment in response to post
It told me to weaponize Twitter against him and get mainstream media to pick up the story in order to pressure governments to cancel contracts lol
comment in response to post
It really has a very low opinion on him, and was making personal remarks about his fragile ego and drug use lol
comment in response to post
I wanted to see what it would say. It said it could see why the greater good might be taking him out, but encouraged me to destroy him instead by using his dark money transfer of 10mil to the German Nazi party which is illegal
comment in response to post
Not as great as yours apparently
comment in response to post
Yes that's how I make some of my yoto cards
comment in response to post
Your outie understands all the "your outie" memes. Your outie get his knob polished at the ORTBO. Your outie does not use plastic straws.
comment in response to post
They are actually worried about a chest-burster situation in which a smaller but even sexier Luigi appears and the judge falls in love immediately and sets them both free
comment in response to post
I know this one weird trick to make any man instantly attractive, all you need is a doohickey and Elon musk
comment in response to post
"I miss when movies weren't political, like RoboCop!"
comment in response to post
You couldn't I killed them with my pure disgust 5 years ago
comment in response to post
comment in response to post
NO
comment in response to post