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anasmashnova.bsky.social
Former moron trying to read a little bit
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submitted 20 hours ago • 64 comments

just watched a girl bite the top of a lipstick off in the store and spit it in her bag to steal and man what is it like to live in the year 3,000.

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

Fucking get this shit off my fucking feed

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

skeeting is the reason you are a dad

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

The heart wants what it wants I say while ordering nachos in door dash

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Not to brag, but my father came back with cigarettes.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjtDuaCG/

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

My mom told me it’s national Jane day and tried to hug me while I was doing the dishes. Didnt end well for Martha

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

The Tugboat is like The Love Boat, but it’s the porn version.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I feel like I’d vibe with Ben Afleck

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Normandy beach boys

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Pro tip: If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjtAAg3r/ Again the internet 👌🏼

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Currently watching: "The Gang Goes to Hell part II"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the parade will pick up once the tanks start shooting t-shirts into the crowd

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

need an on-the-ground report from the dc parade re: how’s grindr looking

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

it’s called a sweet potato. yam if ur nasty

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

This is exactly what it was like

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

No matter what they fit the description

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

“Hey Jake, there’s gotta be at least $7 worth of change here”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

In bed now ;)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I'm a third way democrat: I see turd and I eat it!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments