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Modest proposal: Shut bsky down every night between like 6-8pm so we can all touch grass and maybe a puppy we could call it Pudding Time

submitted 6 hours ago • 19 comments

My brain can only read “Vladimir, STOP” in the flirtatious whine of a teenage girl being tickled her boyfriend

submitted 16 hours ago • 55 comments

Frost: And if you're here and you voted for trump in the past, my message is simple. I'm sorry you were lied to, but welcome to the team.

submitted 6 hours ago • 92 comments

still stuck on how insane this is like bill maher thinks of himself like some sort of philosopher king when he's really just what happens if a burnout stoner's ego is denser than a black hole and larry david is just larry david

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Every single day they’re developing more and more of what I can only call the “Overlook Hotel Stare”

submitted 4 hours ago • 34 comments

If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:

submitted 6 hours ago • 70 comments

Elissa Slotkin is a former CIA agent cosplaying as an everywoman. AOC is a former waitress who treats voters as though they are smart enough to know who's screwing them and how we can fix it.

submitted 6 hours ago • 94 comments

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Was just passed this from a fellow service academy grad. A Coast Guard Academy graduate posted this. They are reporting that ICE entered base housing and took a USCG spouse. I can’t confirm this but I’m calling for answers from the Coast Guard and Congress. This is unacceptable.

submitted 6 hours ago • 803 comments

“Pro-life”

submitted 1 day ago • 1239 comments

If we make it out of this we have to agree that we are all going to stop pretending that MBAs have any special skills whatsoever

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It would be very healthy for human species, If there is less Discouragement.

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word of mouth on this movie is insane, i think

submitted 4 hours ago • 208 comments

WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA

submitted 4 hours ago • 255 comments

Plenty of politicians on both sides of the aisle feel threatened by rising class consciousness.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1323 comments

“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini theonion.com/vatican...

submitted 6 hours ago • 98 comments

Lestat is not a name for a vampire. Lestat is something NBA fans would call LeBron after he cites the entire stat sheet after the game without looking at it.

submitted 13 hours ago • 10 comments

"biological sex" is exclusively defined by working back from "whatever the disgusting trannies aren't".

submitted 15 hours ago • 16 comments

🚨INVESTIGATION: Trump ended a price-gouging probe - now corporations are plotting to use his tariff threats to impose price increases, even if they're not hit by the tariffs. “Now is the time to take advantage," said one "price optimization" consultant. www.levernews.com/how-trump-is...

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

This literally life-saving advance weather warning program is under attack because it's part of NOAA. When you're calling and writing to your reps, please consider putting a word in for it too. inside.nssl.noaa.gov/nsslnews/202...

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Man Brings Lunch From Home To Cut Down On Small Joys theonion.com/man-bri...

submitted 9 hours ago • 18 comments

Marco Rubio Announces Overhaul Of ‘Bloated’ State Department theonion.com/marco-r...

submitted 8 hours ago • 6 comments

This is true in the same way that everybody with an iPhone got a shit U2 album

submitted 8 hours ago • 33 comments

The funniest part is that they were replying to this pathetic post.

submitted 11 hours ago • 10 comments

It’s not necessary to parrot their framing

submitted 11 hours ago • 11 comments

i walked into the shoe section at TJ maxx and a little boy walked up and said "i saw you on tv". i had a brief moment of confusion and then he pointed over my head and it was the closed circuit security camera screen 🙃

submitted 11 hours ago • 15 comments

We're approaching the end of all of this nonsense. Pieces like these are the kind of bullshit you saw at the end of the metaverse and crypto bubbles - Roose wrote them then, too. Humouring the most empty, cynical, nihilistic people in tech and pretending it means you're curious is ugly stuff.

submitted 11 hours ago • 36 comments

As we mentioned — MEMPHIS: “A decades-old law firm (Donati Law) has resigned from the Tennessee Bar Association (TBA), citing qualms with its inaction against Trump’s ‘unprecedented assault on the rule of law.’” www.actionnews5.com/2025/04/24/m... The letter: www.instagram.com/p/DI1vFJeyr6...

submitted 6 hours ago • 16 comments

🚨From what people have shared with me, wait times for Social Security are more than 3 hours at the minimum, up to 6-8 hours (unknown maximum). This is UNACCEPTABLE. Please share your experience in the replies below. I called yesterday & after 4 hours of waiting on speaker phone, I hung up the phone.

submitted 12 hours ago • 35 comments

Every time nerdjpg has a take on communism there's a thousand fools commenting that America is more free because they can say dumb shit online and have 30 varieties of burger

submitted 8 hours ago • 6 comments

the nice thing about having a little guy in your house is you get home, sit down, and

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

Keystone cops

submitted 16 hours ago • 345 comments

Soooo Hegseth was using an unsecured internet line set up in his pentagon office. FUCK OFF with the BUT HER EMAILS!?

submitted 8 hours ago • 91 comments

uh, people definitely know what oligarchy means? the hell?

submitted 10 hours ago • 975 comments

Again, birds have a lot to teach us. #birds

submitted 18 hours ago • 309 comments

Little Penguin’s Paternity Test

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I think we should start doing things to rich people

submitted 8 hours ago • 59 comments

there's a local kebab place whose website claims to have a PDF of the menu, but when you open the PDF it's just a single photo of a kebab and chips

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

I can't tell if I'm out of touch or if adult NYT readers actually need this sort of info, because it's baffling to imagine this is valuable to anybody who isn't a millionaire who got robbed like Bruce Wayne in Batman and had to go shopping for the first time at age 46

submitted 8 hours ago • 18 comments

This person is insane. I’ve never had someone argue the tsarist regime was better than the USSR. This is brand new to me. New levels of brain worms

submitted 8 hours ago • 74 comments

Havin' meetings with weird dog creatures who live here

submitted 11 hours ago • 243 comments

It's cool how Pete Hegseth thought running the Department of Defense would involve knocking out some push-ups on camera and hitting various Marine Todd notes on cable news and then he has just been living the "Jump Into The Fire" sequence from Goodfellas for every single moment since he got the job.

submitted 8 hours ago • 56 comments