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Oh god that yaoi paddle gave me flashbacks

I would like to propose a rule that if you are a Democratic senator who literally doesn’t show up for judicial confirmation hearings, you are not allowed to fundraise off of Trump being a “threat to democracy and the rule of law” ever again

Can it be? Is it time?! Indeed - tomorrow (Sunday, June 8th), all of you who kindly applied to our little project will definitely hear back from us, so keep an eye on that old mailbox!

One thing I absolutely need you to understand is that in the United States, *police can legally lie to you.* And in most cases, a cop lying to you is NOT a defense to a criminal charge. Don't talk to cops. Get a lawyer.

Omfg

Mood

No, we know it's not bullshit. We pointed it out in 2016. But GOP decided they were fine with a child rapist in office, so here we are. Apparently it's Air Bud Presidency, nothing in the rules that says the president can't be a child rapist (and historically many were).

A homecare nurse came to start IV. Getting them to mask was a battle. Then they refused to wash their hands. Told me it was aseptic, not a sterile technique. They had taken 2 elevators to get to me, and were about to stick me with a needle. Infection control how I miss thee.

Yes.

It's gotten bad enough trying to search for basic shit that it's driving me to invention, and ya girl isn't particularly good at it.

#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 22 #FakeBookTitleFrida

never heard anybody worried about changing racial demograhics or casting decisions or DEI etc who wasn't a huge loser. white people are not a "team" and you are not "winning" you are a do nothing dirtbag

If I could give young men one piece of advice, it would be to have platonic female friends with whom you have zero romantic interest. They are the ones who will keep you in check and tell you "dude, what are you doing?"

*biting him, BITING HIM*

Happy Pride! 🌈✨ We’re putting a little sale together to celebrate. See if you can guess the theme...? ✨ everythingdice.com ✨

I said this to some friends the other day - we've shifted way too far into online-only, and it's cutting into things that really are best purchased after you've touched/measured them. Fabric is one of them. Not to mention everything is 3x the price. Thrifting and cheap supplies are expensive.

In fairness, all of my Tavs have been pan, lol. And when I write canon characters, so are they.

a coworker said to me that i am a “chill person,” which gave me the same “how did i pull off this psyop?” feeling i would have had if you’d called me an elegant and skillful dancer

one day i’m gonna make it out of this town, and i’m gonna find my people, and i’m gonna be so well traveled, and ridiculously well read, and i’m gonna love the new life i cultivate for myself, and and and

Making an email sound professional is not hard to begin with. The corporate world has so many set phrases that you just string them together. There's no creativity or finesse required. Hell, I just composed my most used kinds of emails and saved them as signatures.

Ash has something important to say. MRAAAAAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *pause* MRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. Thank you.

"Your book is the reason I left my husband"

Impossible for me to be either; this is max pretty and max funny for me.

can someone give me a proper fandom_wank-style timestamped summary of each Event in the Sequence of Events that is the current sociopolitical breakup between the fascist billionaire and the grifter president that is what I am missing

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

"Women telling us how to successfully socialize with them by having standards is the real problem." Jesus fuck the bar is so low to get a girl. And yet. And yet.

mr kitty has free access to unlimited food and regulates his own diet nicely and so he doesn't wake me up at 5 asking for breakfast- he wakes me up at 5 because he wants me to pat the duvet twice to invite him to hop up, then hold him upsidedown like baby and scritch his ears :)

NSFW, I did my threesome yesterday, here's Astarion/Tav with Tav/Halsin in Chapter 8.

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

This show rules so fucking much m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmz9...

Sure, Cuomo's bagel order is bad but you know what's worse? The fact that he resigned in disgrace after sexually harassing a dozen women, is still using taxpayer dollars to destroy them, and sent thousands of seniors to die in nursing homes during COVID and then covered it up.