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andrewalbs.bsky.social
Trying not to take life too seriously. 📍614
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If you need me, I’ll be sinking into the couch and gaming…this edible HIT🥴🪁

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I’m such a people pleaser I had the SALTIEST food I have ever had, at a hyped restaurant, and I just ate it😫

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

LOVE that “news” calls #LuigiMangione supports a “cult following”, but don’t seem to say the same about MAGA or religion? Mmk. Make it make sense.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Explained an emoticon to a coworker older than me

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID

submitted 11 days ago • 487 comments

Tired Tuesdays. 🥴

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Threesomes are so ménage à trois, ya know? 😇

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Also, wtf is “this and yap”? Can someone explain this to my millennial ass?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

How. Many. Passwords. And usernames. Can one human have!!!! Fuck.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

You know what’s weird? Walking. Like…we just do it. And don’t think one damn things about it. Boop, just step after step. Wild.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else feel like typing on the iPhone is creating SO many more errors lately? Or maybe I’m having a stroke?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

When you go to sit on the toilet and let out a tiny yelp, you know you’re hitting the right muscles at the gym😅

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Up so early. Gym. Must. Develop. New. Habits. But my bed feels sooooooo warm and cozy😭😭😭

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that a cunt can literally use a KNOWN slur, and keep a federal job, is beyond my comprehension at this point. My ass would be fired 30 seconds earlier before that word ever left my mouth. Again, I will say. #NancyMace is a raging cunt. Cunt cunt cunt.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Been saying this for years. Why we still trying to be kind? Fuuuuck that. They want to play dirty? Then get ‘em Jade.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Nancy Mace is a cunt. That’s all.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Hi! Sometimes I forget about BlueSky, because I’m so bad at it lol

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Melania Trump Holds Paint Swatches Up Against Bellowing Void

submitted 17 days ago • 81 comments

“ABRACADABRA”… … … … Ugh, nope, republicans are still here😒

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Meteorologist - “look at that juicy moisture moving in”. What? No.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Where the fuck did that vagina come from on my feed? Algorithm glitch. I’ll have nightmares for weeks now😩

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