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andrewalbs.bsky.social
Trying not to take life too seriously. 📍614
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Love my tax dollars going to sports arenas that said professional sporting organization makes multiple hundreds of millions a year on sales… they don’t have a savings to tap into to help upkeep their stadiums? No?

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If anyone was curious, FUCK nationwide insurance. K bye.

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Putting in 72 hours of vacation time feels so good.

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Getting an addition to this piece today.

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“Unlike CROOKED JOE BIDEN, the American people LOVE their favorite president of all time! Me! GO ONLINE NOW to order up to 4 test kits so you can ensure the whole family is LOYAL to the commander-in-chief.” wrote Trump theonion.com/trump-a...

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The world needs more of this and less of most other things

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People betting on the next pope is rich.

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When you decline a drink invite from someone and they unfollow and remove you from their followers 🤣🤣 Like what? Is this high school? Bye

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Also looooove watching the human in their habitat parallel park.

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Me and Nate everytime we see drivers texting, “textie drivie!!!” But also fuck all of you that text and drive. So dumb.

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Plenty of politicians on both sides of the aisle feel threatened by rising class consciousness.

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@jasmineforus.bsky.social: Abrego Garcia "a lot less criminal than the person that's sitting in the White House because last time I checked, he didn't have any criminal convictions."

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Love that they keep saying the pope recently survived double pneumonia…but like he died. So did he?

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It’s cute people still believe a human rose from the dead. Like…science anyone? No? Still believe that shit? K.

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If I NEVER hear the word tariff again, it’ll be too soon.

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Lazy Sunday here

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1……👴🏼

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Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead

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The way people use MyChart like a texting service. Bitch, send me one message and not 3 in a row. And please do not send me photos of your fucking cat, which is now in your medical chart.

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I’m so over being an adult. Whose idea was this?

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Anyone else ever blank spelling their name, then immediately freak out thinking you’re having a stroke, then you spell it right, and you giggle at the full circle moment?

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Monday. Am I right?

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If you need me, I’ll be sinking into the couch and gaming…this edible HIT🥴🪁

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I’m such a people pleaser I had the SALTIEST food I have ever had, at a hyped restaurant, and I just ate it😫

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