andrewdandilly.bsky.social
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm happy with the grey suits.
Performing seals like Johnson, Truss, Galloway, Rees Mogg, Farage, Corbyn and the orange thing in America only serves to raise everyone's blood pressure.
Boring and functional is the dream.
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I *love* your stories. Keep them coming and thank you. ❤️
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I'm 'White British' but my surname is French, so I don't count either.
Anyone with a French sounding surname cannot be classed as 'White British'.
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At least three children were taken into custody ...
The word 'migrant' only serves to other them.
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Could be either of them, really.
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You know that guy that sits on a park bench who says they invented toast and yells about how the squirrels are watching him?
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That and a Wizard of Oz remake.
They wouldn't give him a brain.
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I took a bus today.
Does that make me harder than Rambo?
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Woop woop! Clever sausage!
Remembering the relief and sense of achievement. He's so earned it. x
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I'm from Aberdeen and Torry really isn't the part you'd want your title named after.
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*best Scottish accent:
Fuckin' shite!
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Welcome to the club!
Now cover yourself in chip grease, wear a bucket hat and get down the pub.
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No, just some spirits.
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"..yeah, so that's when he made me secretary of defence"
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Who, in the name of Greko-Roman buggery thinks that the Libs and reform would work?
Are 15% of us on glue?
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And added a little citrusy-yuzuey touch to it as well.
I get that she was cross, I was too to begin with. We've had centuries to come up with the likes of Lagavulin and then this happens.
And you've just reminded me that I have a bottle.
Slange and love to Mrs D.
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250% tariff on China Girl by David Bowie.
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I say this as a card carrying Scot: Nikka is as good as anything I've ever tasted.
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Says the guy who tries to hawk anything and everything with his name on it.
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Moron-grade weapons also works.
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About half of the country hasn't. Reform and Tories are two cheeks of the same arse and total vote share hasn't changed for the combination.
The ride of the Greens and LDs *should* be what's giving Labour the heebie-jeebies.
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Kanye West?
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Yeh but you need to get yourself a better class of client 😉:
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No, that's the original Avril Lavigne.
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I for one welcome our new big hair, jazz playing overlords.
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Your dad is an inspiration to us all. Tell him that others are coming up actually fight again if we have to.
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Dum Bongo.
Hahahaha!!!
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Why does he always look like he's taking a shit?
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Dear Donald,
Piss off.
The UK.
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It always will be our continent.
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Both. The bricks are made of flesh.
Today has taken a dark turn...
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'Ass' in astronaut was taken when Musk offered to go to Mars.
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Christ, I was only 5 years old when this came out. Automatic for the People will always have my heart but Murmur is still one of the albums I listen to the most.
Fwiw Sitting Still and West of the Fields are my choices.
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Im easy as long as tomatoes are nowhere near it.
If it's tinned tomatoes, then I leave.
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Badenoch: Fuck! Who let Boris back in?.....oh thank Christ.