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I’m honestly surprised it took this long for something that horrible to happen. I wish I had hope it will stop.

Melissa Hortman was funny and smart and caring and a damn good leader. Her life should not have ended in such an awful and violent way. How do we govern and organize and do this work in a world without her? I don't understand how there even is a world without her in it.

Minnesota lawmaker shootings: • State Rep. Melissa Hortman (D), has been assassinated. Her husband was also killed. • State Sen. John Hoffman (D) and his wife were also shot. They underwent surgery. • Police exchanged gunfire with gunman, who then escaped. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...

law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.

There was the time I spent an evening at noted Toronto dive bar The Inter Steer unofficially competing with a member of the Rheostatics at who could play the most obnoxious song on the jukebox

I’ve been waiting for this since 2018, when an old Spaceballs billboard reappeared on Eglinton West.

Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad

Robert E. Lee and his men killed over 110,000 US Army soldiers. Here's why that same Army must rename its military bases after him. by Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth

So if they stopped going that means this is working!!!!

Jun 12th - Brad Hamilton was promoted to manager of Mi-T-Mart after foiling a robbery, when the robber was distracted by Spicoli. Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton! 📽️📅 Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Listened to a lot of Simon & Garfunkel recently, and now of course hearing a lot of Pet Sounds. And man, people just don't use the bass harmonica like they used to.

In other Fuck Off news, Atlanta (no) wants an NHL expansion team (hard no to more expansion) and wants to build an area over 40 (what the fuck) miles outside Atlanta to get one. That's like putting a Toronto team in Hamilton. History (Arizona) suggests Bettman will do it bc he's that kind of dipshit

You have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show you watched is trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible. A drama critic delays his honeymoon to spend his wedding night with his long lost brother and Theodore Roosevelt.

RIP Brian Wilson

In honor of the passing of Brian Wilson, here’s a time that ChatGPT confused The Beach Boys with The Beastie Boys. RIP, Brian and MCA.

The call is coming from inside the house

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

... is it possible he's really targeting Hollywood via LA in revenge for putting out The Apprentice (2024)?

Trump, who recently paid Ashli Babbitt's family $5 million and has floated the idea of reparations for January 6 rioters, calls protesters in Los Angeles "paid insurrectionists."

This morning I had this annoying scalp itch on the bus, and figured something had fallen on me from a tree at the bus stop. Eventually knocked it into my lap, and it was a goddamn worm. So today is going great

the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

For sale: baby car, never driven

I added this to my afternoon commute playlist and forgot. It just came up and surprised me, and it's kinda what I needed right now

I suggest charging kids again

Asking anyone right now to deny themselves of the serotonin that comes from this much schadenfreude is a crime against humanity

If you're going to deport any South Africans, can you maybe start with the white supremacists you just let into the country? While we're on the subject of cancelling things championed by the one you're fighting with

"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer