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For sale: baby car, never driven

I added this to my afternoon commute playlist and forgot. It just came up and surprised me, and it's kinda what I needed right now

I suggest charging kids again

Asking anyone right now to deny themselves of the serotonin that comes from this much schadenfreude is a crime against humanity

If you're going to deport any South Africans, can you maybe start with the white supremacists you just let into the country? While we're on the subject of cancelling things championed by the one you're fighting with

"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer

Finish The AI Con by @emilymbender.bsky.social @alexhanna.bsky.social. Highly recommend! A few things that really sunk in with me: 1. Calling a lot of different kinds of automation "AI" is a mystique that makes them all seem more powerful. /1

worth remembering that when Trump announced a travel ban in 2017, people literally went to airports to protest. Eight years later, Trump announces a new one and it's not even front page news. We're the frogs and the water is getting awfully hot.

It's like Is This Cake but now it's Is This Weed

Now the damn bus smells like fresh cornbread. Is that weed too

dear courier companies: here is the list of acceptable app updates: RECEIVED PACKAGE PACKAGE ON TRUCK: DELIVERY TODAY OUT FOR DELIVERY DELIVERED. Anything else is none of my goddamned business and is actively confusing

A classic Wrecking Crew banger to get the day going (don't ask about PJ Proby's haircut)

Apparently there is weed that smells like salami

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

Attention everyone, a new Cool S has dropped

I had to find this on Google street view and yes indeed this is real

Slava Ukraini

Homicide rates: NY 4.5, FL 7.2 Life expectancy: NY 79, FL 76.1 Uninsured rate: NY 4.8, FL 10.7

I just C'mon The tool that gives you like 50-100 words when you're stuck is inside your skull!!!! Or maybe weed! Or a nice walk! Or literally anything else!

If you want to out yourself as The Terribly Old Guy at work, make a reference to Corporal Klinger and turn instantly into dust

Accurate

Narrator: they were not considering the offer

Judging by the other folks at the bar at the Firkin around the corner from Massey Hall, we're about to be among the younger folks at tonight's Paul Simon show. (Although a shout-out is deserved for the late 70s guy to my left who just got a shot of Jager with his beer)

Interesting - Toronto usually plays nyc etc but today they were shooting something & we were Belgium. Our Mies van der Rohe looks like Brussels it seems. (Partner took this pic today)

In retrospect, the Jays trading away Syndergaard as a prospect was good

"Baseball player who ruined his career by trying to treat elbow pain with juice cleanses and refused to be MRI'ed after his arm hurt" is really a perfect spokesperson for the MAHA movement

Columbo Justified Inspector Morse Gardeners World with Monty Don Star Trek: TNG

This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake. Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone

Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time

Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless