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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

... is it possible he's really targeting Hollywood via LA in revenge for putting out The Apprentice (2024)?

Trump, who recently paid Ashli Babbitt's family $5 million and has floated the idea of reparations for January 6 rioters, calls protesters in Los Angeles "paid insurrectionists."

This morning I had this annoying scalp itch on the bus, and figured something had fallen on me from a tree at the bus stop. Eventually knocked it into my lap, and it was a goddamn worm. So today is going great

the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

For sale: baby car, never driven

I added this to my afternoon commute playlist and forgot. It just came up and surprised me, and it's kinda what I needed right now

I suggest charging kids again

Asking anyone right now to deny themselves of the serotonin that comes from this much schadenfreude is a crime against humanity

If you're going to deport any South Africans, can you maybe start with the white supremacists you just let into the country? While we're on the subject of cancelling things championed by the one you're fighting with

"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer

Finish The AI Con by @emilymbender.bsky.social @alexhanna.bsky.social. Highly recommend! A few things that really sunk in with me: 1. Calling a lot of different kinds of automation "AI" is a mystique that makes them all seem more powerful. /1

worth remembering that when Trump announced a travel ban in 2017, people literally went to airports to protest. Eight years later, Trump announces a new one and it's not even front page news. We're the frogs and the water is getting awfully hot.

It's like Is This Cake but now it's Is This Weed

Now the damn bus smells like fresh cornbread. Is that weed too

dear courier companies: here is the list of acceptable app updates: RECEIVED PACKAGE PACKAGE ON TRUCK: DELIVERY TODAY OUT FOR DELIVERY DELIVERED. Anything else is none of my goddamned business and is actively confusing

A classic Wrecking Crew banger to get the day going (don't ask about PJ Proby's haircut)

Apparently there is weed that smells like salami

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

Attention everyone, a new Cool S has dropped

I had to find this on Google street view and yes indeed this is real

Slava Ukraini

Homicide rates: NY 4.5, FL 7.2 Life expectancy: NY 79, FL 76.1 Uninsured rate: NY 4.8, FL 10.7

I just C'mon The tool that gives you like 50-100 words when you're stuck is inside your skull!!!! Or maybe weed! Or a nice walk! Or literally anything else!

If you want to out yourself as The Terribly Old Guy at work, make a reference to Corporal Klinger and turn instantly into dust

Accurate

Narrator: they were not considering the offer

Judging by the other folks at the bar at the Firkin around the corner from Massey Hall, we're about to be among the younger folks at tonight's Paul Simon show. (Although a shout-out is deserved for the late 70s guy to my left who just got a shot of Jager with his beer)