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Twitter is dead. Rebuilding on 🦋 I will not go gently into the night. Husband to @MarinaZee.
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As requested by a third grader in a letter to my office: Happy Third Graders Day, Minnesota!

Gaetz is a sexual predator.

Dog people are the best people.

This is how I would respond to the email Musk has had sent to government employees (not legal advice). 1. Refused to violate the law. 2. Refused to violate the Constitution. 3. Refused to bow or scrape. 4. Refused to bend a knee. 5. Deleted this stupid email.

Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

A friend from the VA just sent this and asked me to share. PMDB is Prevention and Management of Disruptive Behavior in the workplace. THIS is the real war against women: being forced to say there are only 2 genders but not being allowed to mention 96% of violence is perpetrated by men.

And those are your only good features.

RFK sharing his worm

A lot of history in a few words.

Doing great 👍

Hold the fuck on — the so-called “anti-woke” party has two daddies?

Tell me more about Republicans' respect for the military. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

But what about the eggs.

To all my American friends: We Canadians are well aware that there is only one person to blame for the trade war against our country - the Felon In Chief. We will fight because that is what we do, but our anger is not against you. Our bond will endure. 🇨🇦🫶🇺🇸

Just wanted to say thanks to everyone here at Bluesky for the follows and the conversations and the constructive, substantive interaction. It's a great forum, a great resource for circulating and talking about the news, and -- most of all -- a pleasure. I'm grateful!

Numbers to remember.

Fuck You Fox NO News! Thanks Gavin Newsom 💙 @gavinnewsom.bsky.social 🙏🏻

As a born and raised L.A. resident I’m incredibly thankful for Canada and Mexico. No politics. No bullshit. Just humans helping humans.

Almost like when covid got started.

Dear Canada, Please build a wall to protect yourselves from our quickly devolving democracy. You are not safe! Fortify your wall and prepare to do whatever is necessary to stop maga. Yours truly, The Real Majority

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Bee love

HEY MAGA! How the fuck exactly will trump invading Panama and Greenland, threatening Canada, and changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America make eggs and gas cheaper? Just curious.

“Excuse me, sir, just one more thing. Are the egg prices significantly lower in Greenland?”

I need to check our library....brb

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Funny

Jimmy's here in Heaven, and let me tell you, it's rare to meet someone who got the 'love thy neighbor' part so right.

Built by Jimmy Carter ❤️

Some breaking @poptartsbowl.bsky.social news - there’s sprinkles on the sidelines!

I don’t know who made this but great job

This can't be good

Eat. The. Rich!!!!! #classwar

Man we are living in the upside down. The inmates are truly running the asylum, it’s like One Who Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest on steroids. We must remain a united front to get through this dark time in our history, if they divide us they will win. Stay strong and #Resist WE WILL NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE!

Poormans cannabis

Indeed, this is where we are.

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯

So TIME Magazine is putting convicted felons and adjudicated rapists on their cover now? How disgraceful.