Profile avatar
andrewmattey.bsky.social
Lancaster, PA- I book live music sometimes and like baseball a lot
60 posts 115 followers 324 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
Posts 38 Comments 11

Harrisburg is cool, I want to hang out there more

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Please try to enjoy all the screenshots equally

submitted 7 days ago • 179 comments

wonder how many media outlets out there will come out with Very Disappointed Editorials wagging their fingers at what is really just an expression of the marketplace bsky.app/profile/eros...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone’s criticizing RFK Jr before he even spends one day on the job. But keep in mind he’s going to kill more Trump voters than anybody else possibly could

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

what kind of world are we living in when people assume I’m an asshole just because they see me driving a bright gold truck for assholes???

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

There’s good odds that the next time we see drake, he’ll be wearing a maga hat.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Lancaster, PA! tomorrow! !!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

if there's a silver lining to the next four years it's that we will probably see a J6er shot dead or re-arrested for pedophilia or belligerently resisting a DUI arrest every couple of days for the whole timespan

submitted 16 days ago • 49 comments

Rosalia Bjork Joanna Newsom Kim Gordon Kazu Makino

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

submitted 21 days ago • 821 comments

Top ten redneck moments, there aren’t any. m.youtube.com/watch?v=DhXL...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Reminds me of how Wall Street thought COVID was hype until the last possible second.

submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

chuck todd is perhaps best known for tweeting, then quickly deleting, "Public hj" way back on the old site. i wanna say 2010 or 2011 maybe

submitted 23 days ago • 41 comments

Great lede here

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

In 1981, Lancaster band The Sharks was “arousing” Eagles fans with a Super Bowl-related parody of Steve Miller’s “Fly Like an Eagle.” The song was written by two WMMR staffers; the station played the song on the radio and as a lead-in to an Allman Brothers concert at the Spectrum.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Feeling weird that this song was in my head all day yesterday and today

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I will never stay tuned. Fuck more information

submitted 24 days ago • 16 comments

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmhp...

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

prediction: the nazi salute thing is gonna be like israel bombing hospitals: it's really, really obvious that it happened, and at first they're gonna be like "no way! that didn't happen!" and then they'll keep doing it and stop pretending like they don't do it on purpose.

submitted 34 days ago • 17 comments

RIP to me, an idiot, who will be looking to park a car in Fairmount and then in Fishtown in a few hours

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Rider Strong walked so that Timothee Chalamet could fly

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Guess it’s time for me to get out of the JO game

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

LA fires are a good reminder of how terrible Lancaster County’s air is… 112 AQI stations in LA county, only 1 with worse air quality than Lancaster’s right now

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

the thing abt zuckerberg's whole "masculinity" kick he's on rn is that he's so very clearly a guy who can't throw a ball without looking like george michael bluth. he may do rich guy sports now but he 1000% never burned an unnecessary calorie before the age of 40. real sportsheads can smell it

submitted 42 days ago • 111 comments

David Berman

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

wait for it

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Quitting Twitter was easy once I’ve got on here, and I’ve barely used Facebook for years. Not using instagram will be a lot more challenging

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

HBO, once an unrelenting tv show hitmaker, is slowly starting to make more and more Huge Stinkers under the leadership of david zaslav. there's no way there's a medical drama about a pittsburgh hospital called "the pitt". that's a fake 30 rock show fuck you

submitted 49 days ago • 100 comments

Everyone’s talking about how the AI bots made by Meta are bad, but just a reminder you can make your own Meta AI chatbot right inside Messenger and there’s definitely no problems there

submitted 51 days ago • 64 comments

This is often connected to rightwing politics but “having a long history of being fucked up to women” is such a common indicator for any instance of public violence that you are shocked when something like this doesn’t drop two days later

submitted 51 days ago • 11 comments

Great

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody still has the opportunity to put on American Water right at midnight

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I have a brilliant plan, all I need is: - the copyright to everything - all the money in the world

submitted 57 days ago • 141 comments

this is such a wild directed by/written by combo

submitted 57 days ago • 4 comments

There was a multi episode arc in boy meets world where Linda cardellini tries to steal Cory from topanga

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Giving my niece and nephews Arby’s gift cards and telling them not to spend it all at one place

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments