As an aroace enby I do find it quite annoying how wide the, uh, "range" of my package size is. Like just stay small or stay big don't be tiny and then suddenly be huge, you can't just be half an inch and then be six.
I bet he didn't start working out til he was 30, sounds like a guy who felt real cocky about his gains then went down a "why no dick gains??? BIG GAINS MAN SHOULD HAVE DICK GAINS!!" rabbit hole
I think you're reversing what happened here. He made it to 36 "fine", maybe, but then the college girls started laughing at him openly. He blamed his dick because his ego wouldn't let him see any options other than "pay money, get quick fix."
you hit that 3-0 and you just gotta give up on your feelings of sexual inadequacy. It is what it is at that point and youre either settled down or the act of dating is now mostly about things other than sex
This is so tragic.
A lot of trans people know similar pain and disappointment, all around sad that he had something about his body he didn’t like and then the attempts to fix it for him failed to work out.
dude is six five and used to be six and a half?? sorry man if you can look at god smiling upon you and decide he didn’t use enough teeth you deserve the fairy tale esque nature of your downfall
dude was 6.25in already he's doin just fine. like sure maybe he's not gonna get with any "size queens" that way, but men reeeeeallly overestimate how common that kink is.
having a bunch of kids with a bunch of women specifically via IVF is EXACTLY how a rich creep would cope with something like this. With his kind of money, if he wanted to have 40 kids the old-fashioned way, he could have made it happen.
i kinda just feel bad for the guy. he wanted gender affirming surgery, he got it & loved it, & then it all went to hell :( there are many trans ppl w difficult medical stories like this but their pain often leads them deeper into community, whereas this dude will probs take it out on women. saddd
yeah if you have a 6" dick and your partner is unhappy, the problem is that you're not going down on her. A big dick is not an alternative to eating pussy
I don’t have a penis but those of us who don’t have them & choose to encounter them are often faced w being responsible for affirming body image in those who do have them & what I’m trying to say is a cis het man with a perfectly fine dick would rather mutilate his body than get therapy etc
LMFAO don’t feel bad at all. You know as well as I that he’d laugh his ass off at it happening to someone else. Fuck Elon. I hope his mutilated frankencock haunts him forever.
Am I the only one thinking about to gender affirming care?
like a couple poor surgerys or de-transers are fixated on as a reason people shouldn’t have access to care they want- but this guy loses his whole dick trying to resolve his penis envy and no one’s out here trying to ban dick enhancements.
First of all... fuck you for making me curious enough to add "penile enhancement satisfaction rates" to my Google history! It looks like the evidence for satisfaction rates for penile enhancement are all over the place and use a lot of non-validated questionnaires.
You'd think my wife caught me watching porn with how quickly the tabs were closed when she came to warm her hands up on me. Though it likely wouldn't have been the strangest rabbit hole she's found me in.
The lowest seems to be around 60% while the highest start to approach trans surgery satisfaction rates. The most ridiculous part of this is the trans side seems to be much better studies and indicates lower levels of regret comparatively. To your point no one is fighting against penile enhancement.
Stifling my own laughter to remark that the mind is truly its own place, and man can make a hell of heaven. My 5’ 6” frustrated musician ass would have switched places with this guy in a second. But jeeze. I never worried about that stuff and did okay? The merits of having a satisfied mind.
Obviously I’m not going to measure myself on the internet. I could have long bouts of lonely crummy single-hood, sure, but if there were issues with the equipment/technique I never heard about them. The vast majority of people seldom do. So what if some people were too shallow to date short people?
“C Alexander is patient enough in matters of the heart (or the bed) to ruin his life because he has some pride,” if only the people who knew me before thirty can see me now.
I've liked it as I want others to read the incredible horror this guy has experienced. We are who we are, so it's best to embrace our best selves, rather than strive for something we're not.
Love how he’s saying he can only see the tip of the head and he’s calling it a vagina and not a clit like damn maybe that’s also why your fiancé left you
Man I'm laughing but also I wanna give that dude a hug and get him caught up on how patriarchy did this to him so he can take a good lesson from this. Awful!
1. You know he has bugs with that many empty soda cans on the table.
2. There are layers of rings. Does he not at least have a housekeeper?
3. All that money and he drinks terrible soda? Where is his fresh squeezed juice or cappuccino?
Surely extreme wealth lives better than this.
So the revolver is a toy replica of a gun from one of the last Deus Ex games. The penis pump is… is that an Austin Powers prop? A quick google suggests it’s actually not. Huh.
maybe too dorky for the silly thread, but i can't get over how Musk is claiming to only keep a vajra (the thing on the left). vajras are "supposed" to come with another spiritual tool, the bell, to symbolize compassion and balance the vajra's phallic nature.
The thing I learned recently that utterly shattered my world view is that there is actually a genuine, really does work, science and everything way too increase penis size:
Stretch harnesses/scaffolds. Wear it 1+ hours/day (can sleep in it), and it will make your penis larger.
But I cannot express how much it just… rolled me that these exist.
So many men get implants, take snake oil medicine, all that crazy stuff and yet we’ve known FOR DECADES you could just sleep in a dick-stretcher and problem solved.
Anyway, ofc Elon would yeet money at it instead of a little effort
Jesus Christ guys, It’s not Icarus or Dickarus, or whatever ‘America’s Got Talent’ grade pun you use.
It’s a heartbreaking story of a cosmetic surgeon taking advantage of a guy with body dysmorphia who now has to live with life altering consequences because he wasn’t able to get the help he needed
A friend of mine had this done too. I told him the money would be better spent on therapy. He was distraught from finding out his wife cheated and they were getting a divorce. He wasn't in the headspace to get this surgery at all and his was botched too.
Do these surgeries ever do anything good? I've only ever heard horror stories. Like, even when it "works", I've seen mostly reports of loss of sensitivity, floppy erections, etc.
This is one of many things we can partially blame on pornography. Too many men think a giant dick is every woman's dream.
It's not.
Any larger than 6 or 7 inches, and it's physically painful. Not to mention, not all women can orgasm from penetration. A big dick ain't gonna do shit for them.
You could write a movie following this progression beat for beat, end it with that conclusion. Critics would hail it as the male version of The Substance. You'd make $200m and win an oscar.
Thinking about the barriers to trans folks getting gender affirming care, meanwhile this guy strolls in with neurotic concerns about his above-average penis size and it sounds like they started cutting straightaway without sending him to a therapist. What a world.
Oh so he can do it by MISTAKE whenever he WANTS and nobody cares but when I want to do it ON PURPOSE ppl start destroying the entire government to stop me. I see. I get it
This is hysterical. I probably should have some sympathy but I just don’t. If he had a micropenis, maybe something could be done but what an idiot. The OP said there were 2 men story only referenced 1.
You should listen to sex guys for sure, I'm pretty sure that's when Bryan finds Tom and Bunny, who are frequently discussed on the bonus episodes and also on the most recent unlocked live episode. Tom and bunny are swingers and they learn that Tom has gone through the entire penile enhancement suite
if u look at the stats 6'5" is near pulling lotto numbers and he still cdnt handle well above avg in another attrib some ppl just cant b content unless they have it all what cld make a person so vacuous i wonder
I mean, I’d imagine there’s some dysmorphia and/or self esteem issues and toxic masculinity and the near daily consumption of pornography that probably contributed. Or he could be a vacuous asshole.
Probably the former leading to the latter due to lack of coping skills/self-awareness. It's sad because if we cared about mental health on a nationalized level we could prevent so many people from being like that.
in all fairness there kind of is a dbl standard in that women exp envy too but they got bttr enhancements abailable tho otoh u cld also attrib tht advancement to dominance of the male gaze but either way theres ntn inherently wrong w cosmetic surgery but damn u gotta assess ur risks
This isn't funny, this is someone dealing with body dysmorphia.
Society makes endless jokes about a man's penis, but then when it affects a man to the point where he has penile surgery and it fails, we laugh even harder.
Imagine laughing at a woman who had leaky breast implants...
this is honestly pretty sad. the ideologies of a patriarchal society inadvertently caused this guy to lose his dick. he was like Icarus, flying too close to the sun...
Words fail me. I'm betting this guy watched a lot of porn and it warped him enough to set him on this path. Nothing wrong with porn but holy shit this guy is fucked.
My partner is European so we do all our measurements in metric. Multiplying everything by 25.4 seems like a viable fix for his issues, or it would have been until he went negative.
Most women will flatter a fella with a complementary aside about size, regardless of veracity. He might yet discover how kind the fairer sex can be now that he's at -1 inches.
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As an aroace enby I do find it quite annoying how wide the, uh, "range" of my package size is. Like just stay small or stay big don't be tiny and then suddenly be huge, you can't just be half an inch and then be six.
Very inconvenient.
Unless it really has happened to Musk, then it’s the funniest shit ever. But if this is just some guy it’s a really depressing story.
where did he get this idea from?
Like, I made it this far and had a good time, doesn't seem like I have a reason to worry
A lot of trans people know similar pain and disappointment, all around sad that he had something about his body he didn’t like and then the attempts to fix it for him failed to work out.
(Real tweet: https://x.com/azealiaslacewig/status/1890929216620822994)
Question: how do y'alls Sunday mornings start that lead to threads like this? Is it an active search?
But my secret second family are telling me yes!
A lot of his children have been conceived via IVF.
blech.
like a couple poor surgerys or de-transers are fixated on as a reason people shouldn’t have access to care they want- but this guy loses his whole dick trying to resolve his penis envy and no one’s out here trying to ban dick enhancements.
Poor guy would deserve some sympathy to be honest.
2. There are layers of rings. Does he not at least have a housekeeper?
3. All that money and he drinks terrible soda? Where is his fresh squeezed juice or cappuccino?
Surely extreme wealth lives better than this.
but that's for cucks i guess. penis ONLY
Stretch harnesses/scaffolds. Wear it 1+ hours/day (can sleep in it), and it will make your penis larger.
They cost like $50
But it’s the same reason you can gauge your ears or build bigger muscles (it’s also why suction devices work for clitoral growth).
Micro tearing between the cells -> new cells grow in, gets slowly bigger over time.
So many men get implants, take snake oil medicine, all that crazy stuff and yet we’ve known FOR DECADES you could just sleep in a dick-stretcher and problem solved.
Anyway, ofc Elon would yeet money at it instead of a little effort
So much so even science could not help him.
It’s a heartbreaking story of a cosmetic surgeon taking advantage of a guy with body dysmorphia who now has to live with life altering consequences because he wasn’t able to get the help he needed
I didn't enjoy any of them.
Men will do anything to avoid therapy.
It's not.
Any larger than 6 or 7 inches, and it's physically painful. Not to mention, not all women can orgasm from penetration. A big dick ain't gonna do shit for them.
Get it? Huge Jack-man.
But I’ll add this: I Donny thinking anything is helping him with his body image now.
If you want to have a dick, Donny play games with it.
Us Betas know that, to avoid any feelings of inadequacy, you just gotta get really good at eating people out.
Micropenis be damned, she just stumbled into the door twice as she was making her way to nap it off, good job champ
that you don't know what you got 'till it's gone ♫
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*sigh* ok I’m done defending men I feel gross now I need a shower.
Society makes endless jokes about a man's penis, but then when it affects a man to the point where he has penile surgery and it fails, we laugh even harder.
Imagine laughing at a woman who had leaky breast implants...
Otherwise why would you be getting your dick ELECTIVELY CUT OPEN
*tearing sound*
COME ON
That's actually fucking sad. Toxic masculinity destroyed that man, entirely.
Guy One: I have a 16.51cm penis!
Guy Two: Oh yeah? Mine is 165mm!
And yeah, these are totally normal guy conversations by the way. This is how it works.
"We're twins! Let's scissor!" she says to him.
Wait, this sounds like there isn't enough to stimulate, damn, lad lost the ability to cum.