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Also known as Han, the best space pilot in the galaxy.
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House sparrows go completely silent and disappear from my yard whenever a hawk flies over. They don’t help the hawk. I wish US voters were as smart as birds.

I love this set in my collection showing that magic moment when a cat sees you and decides to come visit. ✨

I have a new favorite Reddit post.

This is now complete, an absolute monster, a full industrial analysis of a company rigged to explode and take chunks out of the tech industry when it does so. Monday on Wheresyoured.at

3 days ago RFK Jr. told the CDC to stop recommending water fluoridation, claiming it was a neurotoxin (this is a lie). Turns out he also just eliminated the CDC’s entire Lead Program, and now lead poisoned children in Milwaukee are just on their own. Lead IS a neurotoxin and harms brain development

“I’ve been disappeared because a rainforest killing plagiarism machine picked me out of a hat”, coming to a dystopia near you

Here's the reality: they've backed themselves into a corner. If they bring him home there will be hell to pay. It's clear that they believe that the lesser hell is not bringing him home. So we need to make that hell the worse hell. Start calling and screaming at all of your representatives now! 1/2

I was told these people were “free speech absolutists”

Date going well

I like money and if I don't finish I don't get any. This sounds like I am joking but I absolutely am not.

it’s astounding how everyone hates elon musk and it’s clear the only reason they keep him around is to drain his endless money pit to fund republicans

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲

Absolutely brutal

Roses are red Daisies are plain

It's wild that there are 8.2 billion people on this planet right now and one solitary dumbass is singlehandedly blowing up the world economy

OH?!

The Oscars will finally introduce a Best Stunts category. It will begin in 2027 for the 100th Oscars.

If you quote post my mushrooms with a pic of a politician comparing them I will detach the quote, that’s not fair to the mushrooms

Also the plane will most likely crash on the runway too.

If you’re gonna be racist at least don’t make it a jump scare

Breaking: A helicopter has crashed into the Hudson River in New York City. At least four people were on board and fatalities are reported.

Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name. It is blatantly unconstitutional.

It's worth remembering that the entire planet is being engulfed at the moment by a crisis that is the work of a single person. I've heard some people ask how many people actually support this. I think there's a better question: how many people support this *who would still support it* the day ...

Today House Republicans, cheered on by the richest person on Earth, passed a budget framework that will cut support for the poorest people in our country. All while cutting taxes for corporations and the wealthy, and massively increasing the deficit.

A helicopter crashed in New York City’s Hudson River. Two planes collided at Reagan National Airport in Washington, DC. And the Dow closed down 1,000 points today. Good thing they got rid of DEI. 🤦🏾‍♂️

fell for it again award

Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.

It’s a trap: CATCH 22—if you register, ICE will deport you. If you don’t register, you’ve now committed a crime for the first time, and ICE will deport you. Trump doesn’t care if you’ve paid all taxes and followed all laws—ICE will deport you. apnews.com/article/ille...

🚨 NEWS: American Airlines has confirmed that two planes clipped wings at Reagan National Airport in DC earlier. No injuries have been reported.

Bring back proper games journalism.

Pebble Rattling Around In Shoe Turns Out To Be Loose Toe

Kurt Vonnegut man

People are mad but you have to admit this is a genuinely hilarious headline/image combo

SEVERANCE (2025)

*cough laughs*

[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger theonion.com/dainty-...

He's making Needful Things isn't he