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It’s been a long fucking day, I’m tired, and I misspoke. Let me rephrase it in a more correct way. Fuck Hakeem Jeffries and almost every other elected Democratic official for forcing me to be the one to get arrested instead of them doing their goddamn job and being leaders.

We’re on the brink of extinction but we all just vibing and buying shit 😍

Games Workshop, if you let me write a Warhammer 40k Ork book, my promise to you is this: I will make your universe dumber than you can possibly imagine

New episode here. This one’s about the guys who tried to stop the Challenger explosion the night before. on.soundcloud.com/3RBo8BKfeqPS...

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

The circumstances are “we’re not sure if there is a Federal Trade Commission anymore and we’d like to try something”

I've been trying to figure out why this dude reminds me of a @bransonreese.bsky.social character. Is there a specific drawing that looks like this guy, or am I just thinking of various cryptkeepers?

I realized today that Trump, Musk, DOGE, Vance, Miller, Vought and their many collaborators have broken so many laws already that they know they have to destroy our government and entire way of life to stay out of jail. This is all or nothing. We should respond accordingly.

it is grimly funny that there are a lot of engineers and physical scientists in academia who secretly (or not so secretly) agreed that the humanities were too woke and should get less funding but are now are getting their money flushed down the same tube. right wingers dont give a shit! prof=enemy

If you think for about 40 seconds it becomes clear the "anti-genocide voters did this!" posting from Dems is what their brains are scraping together in the absence of Russiagate conspiracy this time. Even their delusions are collapsing.

been thinking this a lot the past week too. this is exactly the kind of thing that happens all the time in "other places", just back in the belly of the beast this time

The best part of this is like “yeah we are voting for like 60% of the Nazi party nominees and we went to their inauguration and clapped but we just want you to know they’re Nazis”

my theory is that the intense over-coverage of looting in the LA fires is being pushed by the LAPD and county police who, as usual, look like impudent, incompetent money-sucks

my friends tabletop gaming set up is so powerful!

Shout out to @blainecapatch.bsky.social for keeping the name 'Chuck Mangione' alive in the collective unconscious. A lot of flugelhorn jokes today would not be possible without his contribution.

The thing is he’s actually wayyyy further left than me or you, he’s just too dumb to know it

Quality Bluesky right here, you mention a Star Trek ep and the writer is there to comment. Top tier social media experience.

CNN running graphics like “he almost definitely went somewhere”

Ah yeah, here he comes, big triple D himself. Looks like he packed a change of clothes, smart.

This is all so well stated. Just a short thread -

Great Point

The man’s wife has no idea why he was targeted and her first guess was “I dunno. Cuz he’s evil?”

you have seriously fucked it morally if people are posting like this ON LINKEDIN after you pass

sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic

The reward out for the person who shot United Healthcare's CEO isn't even enough to cover 1/9 of the bill we got for 28 days of radiation.

Oh you’re all applauding? Next time it could be a banker or a cable executive or your baseball team’s owner. Not so “cool” now?

this time of year it's important to remember the lesson of charles dickens' classic, a christmas carol: if you are a rich shithead, everyone around you hates your fucking guts and is going to laugh when you die.

united healthcare responsible for one of my most viral tweets lol