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I love that the new pope is from Chicago! I don't know anything about that place and I'm guessing it's pretty normal, but if there are any idiosyncratic qualities associated with it I'm excited to hear about them!

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Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up

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great job Gavin

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i was reading a post where someone was complaining about being hungry while cutting weight, and someone else pointed out you can basically eat as much vegetables as you want and the calories are negligible. really shows how frigging nasty vegetables are that everyone chooses to be hungry instead

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this year the quakes buried pellegrino on the depth chart with about 10 better strikers and the team leads the league in goals for. last night they let him play against a USL team where even the announcers said he missed 7 shots that would normally be about a 90% chance to go in. i been saying it!!

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Unbelievable that a bunch of online guys with a gambling problem got one wrong

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got too animated in a philosophy class and one of the kids called me Enthusiasticles, can't go back now

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My small son told me he had to write about someone he looks up to at school. From his smirk I thought it was me but to be a good role model I guessed his mom, siblings, grandparents. Anyway the answer was Link from Zelda

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this is a video posted by the Toronto police association. if you set aside the fact that this is a march for a cop that crashed his car choking on a hot dog, which is very funny on its own, this is the worst marching discipline I've ever seen in my life. I'm fucking crying

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I KNOW no one else is watching the SJ vs Sac game but I gotta say it.... amahl pellegrino worst pure shooter in the MLS

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watched Mortal Kombat on the homie's plex, scrolled down to "related movies" and yep i have watched the top three. number four was "the hunger games: the ballad of songbirds and snakes" and frankly i dont think i will be watching something called that at this time. i would get a coffee there.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

ordered burrito w/ side of beans from take out place and they wrote THE BEAN ENJOYER on the bag. why even ask my name then

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My version of that delayed gratification test they give kids is whether I can resist drinking a second cup of coffee before reffing a morning game. If I drink it then I'll need to piss like hell for an hour and maybe run away at halftime. But, it does taste good.

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Just saw a bird steal a shitty little piece of dried up grass from my yard. Hey you need it more than I do brother

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

(Getting the weekend hornies) babe can you feed my Frankenstein

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Had a nightmare that my wife wanted to move to a house that was too small, all stairs, and covered in furs/bones. But, she said the new house had room in the yard for a decommissioned fighter jet she could get at a GOOD price. I said ok I like where your head is at. Let's talk about our options.

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I asked my wife when she was coming home, she said she was packing up, and these are the suggested replies. Could be a fun way to start a fight before the weekend

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Me and my main dog going double dragon on a big weird bug where I smack it down on the ground and he eats it off the rebound. This is a move I have done with several generations of dogs now

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Wish you had a bigger tv but can't afford one because of tariffs? Just move your couch a few inches closer and put it up on blocks. It looks good up close!

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babies = girls toddlers = boys

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when alberta separates there should be aggressive choreographed f350 mud burnouts on either side of the border with saskatchewan like with india and pakistan

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

I guess one thing I've learned from trump so far is that you really could just abolish ice. Somehow I thought it was harder, like getting out of a gym membership or changing insurance, but the president can just say we don't do that anymore

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The difference between good porno and great porno is a last line of scripted dialogue that opens up the plot in wild ways that will never be explored. Eg: - New to town? - Yeah. I lost my job at Sweetgreen for endangering the lives of patrons in a preventable electrical fire. (they make out, strip)

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

My sons were fighting and one of them was accusing the other of lying but he did so by saying "that's cap! That's cap!" which doesn't have the same effect when you're crying

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I spent a lot of time driving kids around today so I put on Bad Religion "Stranger Than Fiction" which has a couple very audible "fuck you"s and at first I thought ahh I should change it. But i, and really the kids, just have so many bigger problems...I can't be arsed

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

somebody on Twitter responded to a reply I made to a Pierre pollievre post 3 years ago and is trying to get me fired from the university of Toronto for this banger

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The other week I talked to a dad at flag football about his game recording set up which he was very pleased with. But now I'm thinking, if he's getting a couple hours of 4k footage a week, what's his storage setup like. I think I'll ask next time I see him.

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Spent all day at a kids soccer tournament and yet again having my opinion that if a team is >50% white kids they are not a contender. We have plenty of data on what premier teams look like, and at least half your white boys better look goofy as fuck

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Anyone heard about Kanye tour dates? I bet the new stuff sounds even better live

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Back at it by unanimous decision the kids have chosen Hundreds of Beavers for movie night

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments