this is a video posted by the Toronto police association. if you set aside the fact that this is a march for a cop that crashed his car choking on a hot dog, which is very funny on its own, this is the worst marching discipline I've ever seen in my life. I'm fucking crying
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo7hqvKJaos
patton probably could use a kick to the nuts
When I was in the mob. they'd have made us do pressups until our eyes started bleeding for doing drill this bad.
I'm sure I saw at least one of them tick-tocking (swinging the arm on the same side as the leg your stepping with)
The white gloves are mesmerizing because it's pure chaos, whatever is collectively happening.
The opposite of a murmuration. More a derrderration.
What are you going to do about it? Call the cops?
i don't think anyone wants civil police with crisp militarization
If only more of them would take themselves out
People: the police aren’t military enough!!
And yeah that drill from the cops makes me gag.
as much as I hate that it is kinda funny
But there is some study of how people will fall into synch when there's feedback. This is why they teach you to drive heels, for the audio synch
https://youtu.be/Au5tGPPcPus?si=iR5cNJgy-TIHhyt-
For an able-bodied person, I'd think simple body mirroring could be the most basic expression of empathy. Have psychologists considered this?
Cops
Are
Bad at eating hotdogs, driving and marching
So let's focus on what's *really* an egregious sin - did the hot dog have ketchup on it?