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I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time. Starting to think we need to recalibrate for extreme solutions to current problems. Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
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In the Senate, I proposed blocking tax breaks for people who make over $10 million a year. Every Republican voted no. Republicans then refused to rule out tax breaks for people who make over $100 million. And $500 million. Is ANYONE too rich to get a giveaway from the GOP?

If you wonder why he didn't say "He has the tastiest balls in the world," it's because he's classy.

Power plants that are impervious to bombs or war is just too genius to understand, an idea that can only reached by tripping balls while saluting Hitler.

Seconded, endorsed, notarized.

If any of you, perchance, are making a TV show, here’s a line of dialogue for you: “Augh, this green sauce is hot as balls!” There you go. Gratis. Based on a true story.

Amazing. The NYT both-sides "Who's going to win a hockey game?" smdh

“Maybe if Democratic leaders pretended Elon Musk was a 22-year-old Palestinian from Dearborn, Michigan, they’d show more fight.” This article is the business. Ignore the weak-as-paste 1st line of the 2nd paragraph, the rest is gold. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

In a single header, all future events are made clear. America: Land of plentiful sepsis. Infection is PresidentMommy of you and me.