johnpontoon.bsky.social
I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
Starting to think we need to recalibrate for extreme solutions to current problems.
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The future: It used to be tubular.
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In second place for most horribly misguided, right behind Trans For Trump but ahead of Immigrants For Trump.
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why people always telling me to imagine shit?
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but isn’t their catchphrase “PoliticOlly Neutral?”
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A truly moral Superman, in our current world, would throw Elon Musk into the sun.
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Yeah, man, it was so provocative, thanks for really telling it like it is.
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Signal’s cup would be running over like whoa.
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Ehh, only “probably,” so maybe not, nbd
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I’m dedicating the rest of today’s logorrhea to you. VOOTIE!
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I guess the rest of humanity* didn’t think this was as funny as I thought it was.
*other than @darthastris.bsky.social - thanks for smashing that like button, bruvvah!
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jfc, some ignorant-assed parents not explaining enough to their kids. I understand hatred of your oppressor, but we’re on the same page about how bad it looks.
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Wait - you’re saying that Vigilante is a COWBOY?
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Okay but what about, “Elon, our kid is sick”? Really drag out that first E. Do it out loud, it’s all right.
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Okay that’s just taking it too far man
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That’s why everyone always says that cats value masculinity.
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This almost makes Elon look like a fucking loser. How about that, huh?
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I broke this story yesterday man.
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You joke but obviously the Catwoman did this. And Batman is complicit - they’re fucking.
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You know what’s the best? Explaining to your kid in excruciating detail the relationship between getting enough sleep at night and being awake in the morning, and they have no idea you’re torturing them with boringness just to be a prick! I love being a dad!
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But fr the USA has a LOT of people
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40 million for 100 employees is $400,00 per person, for any who are bad at math. IN ONE MONTH.
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I don’t know what happened. Also I don’t know at all what the blockchain is, just putting that out there.
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He’s high. I can tell!
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Excellent review of what looks to be an amazing document.
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Ask not for whom the Wu Tang is.
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Lefty unwillingness to threaten legislators with death turns out to be a tangible disadvantage.
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I'm "adding value to discussions." Seems flimsy.
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oh shit now who will battle trumps agenda
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Can't believe nobody pointed out that this martial art is called Haki.
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Previous Bonds just weren't white and male enough.
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If I said a nice lady had an American legislative body, would she?
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I remember this, perhaps you are not so mad after all.
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The same thing happened to me when I was seven.
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Ought to be the patron saint of Praying The Gay Away, which also doesn't work.
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Aw! Did Apollo Creed block Rocky Balboa? NO. He challenged him to a rap battle and then they got married in one of those deals where they crush a glass. I think. I don’t actually know who either of those people are.
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This kind of cements for me that I shouldn’t move to NY and support Daniel Goldman for congress.
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What used to be mere cynicism has become prescience.
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I can vouch for the fact that I’m pretty sure they’re stupid.
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the E in DEI stands for Elegy
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Haha, boy is THIS a rabbit hole I need to dive into for the rest of my working days!
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come on now he was easily the 3rd best guy in Nirvana