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I am going to start claiming to be a Seth Abramson biographer

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Multifactor authentification is getting out of hand.

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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 5 days ago • 784 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

1/ Europe at Munich Security Conference looked like deer in Trump administration's headlights. How have we got this far without a concrete European plan for Ukraine to put on table? How is there still no proper consensus among major EU governments (+UK) on how far Europe is willing to step up?

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 16 days ago • 342 comments

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

submitted 7 days ago • 504 comments

Gradient descent into fascism

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“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

submitted 7 days ago • 382 comments

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

submitted 663 days ago • 27 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 7 days ago • 369 comments

Secret to living like the Hollywood stars- microwave your cookies for 10 seconds before you eat them.

submitted 7 days ago • 84 comments

Executive order to put Dilbert back in the newspaper

submitted 8 days ago • 122 comments

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

submitted 9 days ago • 95 comments

So I've been reading "The Rise And Fall Of The Third Reich" by William Shirer and every time I audibly say "uh oh" I screenshot the page.

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

In fairness the printing press caused the Thirty Years War a long time before the Enlightenment.

submitted 11 days ago • 13 comments

the reviews of How Git Works make me so happy to read, my goal was to help people form a clear mental model of Git and it's amazing to hear it's actually working ❤ wizardzines.com/zines/git/

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

opening my email

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For those not familiar with how financial markets work, US Treasuries are the ultimate safe asset, used as collateral for everything. Even a hint that some Treasuries might not be honored could bring everything to a screeching halt 1/

submitted 13 days ago • 197 comments

It could mean that the world financial system melts down when investors realize that Elon Musk may selectively default on US debt. Just saying.

submitted 13 days ago • 429 comments

Can someone get Elon into sports betting pls?

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Hunter Biden watching the earth explode from the window of an escape pod

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for years I had been bothered by how often @fleerultra.bsky.social responds to texts with the little “haha” reaction. it felt cheap and hollow. but last week we were hanging out and I saw him laughing in real life as he sent the haha reaction. it was real the whole time.

submitted 14 days ago • 32 comments

every sentence is this apparently totally serious Talk of the Town is a more nightmarish satire of late capitalism than the one preceding it https://buff.ly/4aLSstP

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments