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wotsits.bsky.social
Failed novelist, and now failed shitposter.
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being obsessed with IQ is a good sign that you have nothing in your life to give you actual meaning. (also a good sign you have bell curve-esque beliefs about human equality)

I am going to start claiming to be a Seth Abramson biographer

Multifactor authentification is getting out of hand.

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

1/ Europe at Munich Security Conference looked like deer in Trump administration's headlights. How have we got this far without a concrete European plan for Ukraine to put on table? How is there *still* no proper consensus among major EU governments (+UK) on how far Europe is willing to step up?

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

Gradient descent into fascism

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Secret to living like the Hollywood stars- microwave your cookies for 10 seconds before you eat them.

Executive order to put Dilbert back in the newspaper

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

So I've been reading "The Rise And Fall Of The Third Reich" by William Shirer and every time I audibly say "uh oh" I screenshot the page.

In fairness the printing press caused the Thirty Years War a long time before the Enlightenment.

the reviews of How Git Works make me so happy to read, my goal was to help people form a clear mental model of Git and it's amazing to hear it's actually working ❤ wizardzines.com/zines/git/

opening my email

For those not familiar with how financial markets work, US Treasuries are the ultimate safe asset, used as collateral for everything. Even a hint that some Treasuries might not be honored could bring everything to a screeching halt 1/

It could mean that the world financial system melts down when investors realize that Elon Musk may selectively default on US debt. Just saying.

Can someone get Elon into sports betting pls?

Hunter Biden watching the earth explode from the window of an escape pod

for years I had been bothered by how often @fleerultra.bsky.social responds to texts with the little “haha” reaction. it felt cheap and hollow. but last week we were hanging out and I saw him laughing in real life as he sent the haha reaction. it was real the whole time.