In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
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Exactly, they don't want you to know. It's in a random off street.
I kept driving by the new Tesla dealership wondering, "Where the heck are those ugly dumpsters?"
And then one day I found they are hidden in a separate location. 🤫
I would absolutely throw tomatoes. I swear they are rotten just sitting AT the grocery store every time I go now, and surely immediately after I get home otherwise
My grandchildren yell out "death trap" when they see a cybertruck. It does look like a death tomb.
And could someone please explain, where exactly is the truck part (truck bed) of the cybertruck? I know the back opens, but isn't that then just a trunk?
Fun fact: every Cybertruck I have ever seen is registered in December. They are all paid drivers to normalize the stupid things, I don’t think a single one I’ve seen was actually purchased or leased. I have seen ads promising $45-55 an hour to drive them around.
i'm not sure if it's still in the contract, but yes, for a while people who bought cybertrucks were agreeing to not sell it in the first year, and if they did tesla could stop selling them vehicles lol
I’m feeling like the main difference between progressives and the others is our willingness to check if our statements of fact are still indeed fact and admit if they are no longer true.
Cybertrucks were banned in the UK for a few reasons, mainly their size. Sadly other Teslas are still allowed, but at least we don't have to look at those... things.
CA DMV has sued Tesla for false advertising re the safety of its self driving systems. Major insurance cos are refusing to cover cybertrucks or charging exorbitant rates. Teslas are involved in more accidents than any vehicle brand, according to NTSB, which Musk is now trying to kill.
I always thought that when Pimp My Ride was on. Not sure where you're from but here in Ireland we have the NCT (National Car Test) and none of them would pass! 😆
In America, we have chiropractors with .50 Caliber belt-fed machine guns behind a wall of sandbags in the forays of their McMansion.
We got a sickness!
holy crap. apparently not. wth is wrong w/ ya'll?
here in NC we can't get our annual registration w/o an inspection. i have to get one next mth & find a new inspector b/c mine is an apparent racist. 🙄 https://www.kbb.com/car-advice/vehicle-inspections-by-state/
Keep some eggs on the radiator for a few weeks. They rot fast. They don't stink until you break them, so you can carry them around in your car until you need them...
While it was deeply flawed and a death trap, it was only a little worse than all small vehicles at that time, and small vehicles were only so much worse because the large vehicles were badly designed TOO.
Retrospective analysis showed that the Pinto's overall safety was the best of it's class. And some analysis using publicly available data(sales are secret), suggests that Cybertrucks already killed more people per units sold than the Pinto ...
Ridicule, when justifiably applied, can be more effective than physical violence. I really wouldn't want to be the owner of a Tesla nowadays. Not even if I was given one for free!
It's wild that I can look at these cars and immediately tell which one won't leave me stranded on the side of the road. Only elon could design something so cutting edge that it's 14x more dangerous than the ford bronco.
That parody truck sounds like a fun piece of local flair! It’s interesting how the Tesla, often seen as futuristic, has become a bit of a target for frustration. Sometimes a bit of light hearted rebellion like wishing for rotten eggs can be a way to vent at the overwhelming
The car was basically the idea of a billionaire who is probably constantly high on ketamine to use his brain for anything other than neo nazi propaganda and objectifying women and minorities
I don't get how a city the size of yours has only one wankpanzer and my dinky city in central Oregon has two. You got, like, three times the population. Plus we don't have a parody one. I envy your city, it seems pretty cool.
But, don't throw eggs; those are too expensive. Continue with the parody. The Tesla doesn't need gasoline so it would be ironic to throw gasoline at it! Not with your bare hand; that would be silly. Put it in an empty coke bottle and stop it up with an old rag.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa there, pal. Go with something less likely to make the damn thing explode: throw marshmallows or cotton candy. Those cuberfucks - sorry, cybertrucks - can get blazing pretty easy.
The liquid in a lead acid battery will make it more prettier. If you really want to be a pain, go for the tires. They are expensive, maybe $500 a pop, and they are not available everywhere.
The Cybertruck trying to imitate perfection. Clearly the Green car is safer and more stable to ride in than the Cybertruck, those things are fucking death traps
"I saw this car in an episode of The Simpsons where Homer designed a car that Homer would love, made for people like Homer. I think it was called...the car that was very expensive."
Please keep in mind that most of us bought Teslas years ago before we knew he was a Nazi. Nonetheless, I’m trading in mine for another brand EV in a few weeks.
I had to update the stickers on my windows though.
(Granted, 99% of cybertruck owners are jackasses of every imaginable variety).
We got our Y during the pand & it was literally the only e car avail at the time bc of supply chain. Turns out it’s the best, & has been amazing for long road trips. We hate Elöñ but can’t unload this thing now. Also no one knows anything abt their car co. CEOs. They just count their money quietly.
Same, also got it to help my wife build confidence with driving thanks to FSD. I cant trade in the Y unless I just sit on a loan worth more than the car now…so hopefully we don’t get egged or spray painted, but I’ll understand if we do. :/
Luckily I live in an area where there are Teslas everywhere, and a lot of employees of his company, so we blend in. But I think a lot of CEOs are garbage richers with environmental and social blood on their hands; they just don’t need the attention. No one researches their car co CEOs before buying.
Just a thought. Since Europe may have to prepare for war and make war equipment, why not ask Germany to nationalize Tesla's factory? You hold Elon's factory hostage, impact Tesla's stock, & tell Trump to go fuck off. If war comes, over half of America will be against it. Again, just a thought.
wonder how all these idiots that drastically overpaid for the Cybertruck feel about it after owning them? Besides the whole Swasticar issue, they are absolutely useless in driving, between getting stuck and the rake of the ridiculous windshield, can’t imagine they don’t have buyers remorse lol
Not gonna lie there’s a cybertruck two houses away and I’ve got most of a carton of eggs that expired at the end of December that are asking to be “thrown out”
You know, those unpainted stainless steel panels discolor when exposed to mild acids… like lemonade or lime juice… just saying… it takes a while but can generate some surreal effects
Eggs are expensive. A bottle of Thai fish sauce (the liquidy salty fermented one) squirted along the window seals would be impossible to clean. Get the bottle with the flip top. Hugs n kisses. 🥰
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I kept driving by the new Tesla dealership wondering, "Where the heck are those ugly dumpsters?"
And then one day I found they are hidden in a separate location. 🤫
Bricks are cheaper.
It might be an improvement I Doubt it
My grandchildren yell out "death trap" when they see a cybertruck. It does look like a death tomb.
And could someone please explain, where exactly is the truck part (truck bed) of the cybertruck? I know the back opens, but isn't that then just a trunk?
(Asking about both cars) 😄
It seems like you could you just strap a load of swords to your car and drive around there 🤷♂️
We got a sickness!
Well not ban so much as they were never allowed in the first place.
brakes
lights
emission test in some counties here in NC but not many
maybe 1 or 2 other tests
here in NC we can't get our annual registration w/o an inspection. i have to get one next mth & find a new inspector b/c mine is an apparent racist. 🙄
https://www.kbb.com/car-advice/vehicle-inspections-by-state/
Also I don't think either of those would even get certified to drive here in the first place.
I know the Tesla can't for sure and I have strong suspicions about the green one 😄
We can't throw food!
Especially in this economy.
I suggest that we throw rocks or drop sand on them.
While it was deeply flawed and a death trap, it was only a little worse than all small vehicles at that time, and small vehicles were only so much worse because the large vehicles were badly designed TOO.
If so, what a brilliant idea.
If you're going to vandalize a Cybertruck, do it at the dealership.
Guess who's WAY upside down w a Tesla lease by about 40k??
He's so cool,tho
Desperate.
Criminal.
💙🐢💙
At least until the price drops!
Geoff 2
No quarter.
I applaud the commitment!
Also, bird seed on the windshield and hood
That white window aligned with that trash...
This photo is a never ending story!
https://maps.app.goo.gl/j4HXjQd1uz87pLQMA
I love this!
Arson is.
However, egging a car is a misdemeanor while the other option means jail time, and I'm not going up river for a Deplorean.
But, don't throw eggs; those are too expensive. Continue with the parody. The Tesla doesn't need gasoline so it would be ironic to throw gasoline at it! Not with your bare hand; that would be silly. Put it in an empty coke bottle and stop it up with an old rag.
why does the parody look like it functions better
😂🤣
The diy parody version of it is cool though
Granted, I could be wrong. If so, then just throw bricks rather than eggs. Eggs cost too damn much to be wasted on the Nazimobile.
THE OTHER ONE IS PIECE OF TRASH CyberTurd DREAMED UP BY A FASCIST BILLIONAIRE BIGOT
A Mumbai Peugeot.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=No26JKQKZNE
- cat poo
- an entire fresh cow flop (although this might be tough to find in a city)
- a jar of Liquid Ass spread on a damp rag
- fish heads (ideally old ones)
- superglue and a pacifier (you know what to do)
- used bird cage liner
- 7 day old lo mein
- chunky milk
And I mean the Cybertruck.
Perfection
I had to update the stickers on my windows though.
(Granted, 99% of cybertruck owners are jackasses of every imaginable variety).
Dog shit is plentiful.
Eggs not so much.
ALT text FTW... lol
"It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car."