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Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal. He/RufusXavierSarsaparilla Profile pic by Lar d’Souza
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Elizabeth Chudleigh showed up nearly naked at a royal masque. She married a Duke *and* an Earl and went on trial for bigamy. She seized every chance to be the center of attention at a time when women were supposed to be models of gentle virtue. My latest newsletter: buttondown.com/charliejane/...

Heading out with my freshly-stamped pocket notebook. Thanks for the inspiration, @thekroog.bsky.social !

"The UK government has no plans to tackle chemicals in period products, even though previous studies have found heavy metals such as lead and arsenic in tampons." "chemicals absorbed through the vagina directly enter the bloodstream, bypassing the body’s detoxification systems" Nice.

A lady asked me if I really needed the glasses I was wearing to see. I said, “No, I just wear them so I can take them off and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation when someone says something really stupid.” I then proceeded to take off my glasses and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation.

Hello fellow streamers, y'all like money? Wanna give even more of it to Jeff Bezos? Neither do I. Today, Twitch released a new feature SET ON BY DEFAULT that makes you pay part of the discount for gifted subs. ON. BY. DEFAULT. Go to Creator Dashboard > Monetization > Subscriptions to turn it off.

Is this like the old ice bucket challenge? “I would like to challenge me mate Jonathan,” and then I have to dump a bucket of mosquitoes over my head and make a charitable donation?

Love him 🏳️‍⚧️ metro.co.uk/2025/05/27/s...

Five favourite black and white films? Hmm… •Casablanca •Last of the Mohicans (1936, starring Randolph Scott 🫡) •Drums Along the Mohawk •Reefer Madness •Dr. Strangelove

It was two years later when someone handed me a cassette tape (which for all I know may still exist in a box in my closet) that had the OpIvy album on one side, and Skankin Pickle's debut album on the flip side, telling me I was too into NYC ska & had to learn about west coast ska... Great album.

HUGE congratulations to these workers, who just unionzed a Bezos owned company!! What an enormous victory

America needs no Emperor. We’ve already had one, and nobody today can measure up.

NBC: The Kremlin pushed back at Trump’s comments that dubbed his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin, "crazy," mulling whether the American leader was suffering from "emotional overload." Sounds like mom and dad might get a divorce. #ProudBlue #TrumpIsARussianAsset #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

That’s a lede @adamserwer.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Still obsessed with the cutest nesting strategy going. 🧪🐡The Eastern Snail Shell Mason Bee (Osmia conjuncta) is a small North American blue bee which makes nests in suitable empty snail shells! In my linocut I show this adorable little pollinator with a Cepaea shell. #linocut #printmaking

BREAKING: NPR and three Colorado public radio stations are suing the Trump administration over the president's executive order seeking to ban the use of federal money for NPR and PBS.

Do you want to join us on a trip? You've heard Scarborough is nice at this time of year? Ah, it's not that sort of trip. In fact we are not leaving the building - it's the roof space of the Committee Room. Still want to come? Okay but a bucket and spade is not really necessary...

If you can identify the woman below, who was driving the jet ski that killed Ava Moore, please email us immediately at [email protected] or call grapevine police. Not only did the woman kill a young girl she ran afterwards & hit cars in the parking lot trying to escape.

sheathe all the cocks, make dumb your smartphone prevent the puppygirl from barking with a juicy bone silence the commies with their trenchant dunks no bombadil's knockers, no hairy alf junk let the gooners jerk it moaning from their bed painting in jizz the message: bluesky is dead