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If the joke doesn’t seem funny try reading it aloud in a high squeaky voice.
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she made the greatest posting mistake you can make, acknowledging a dunk on you like this

submitted 1 day ago • 418 comments

1. Alabama, in a rush to pass an anti-trans law defining sex, may have also just formally greenlit sex-based segregation in many settings. The law, recently signed, ends legal recognition of transgender people. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

Now we know the Trump admin will ignore the law if it means it furthers their interest. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

“I’ll quit drinking!” claims man after 5th DUI.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Who could have possibly predicted that accepting bald-face lies as “alternative facts” with a populace sporting the logic skills of a turnip could ever turn out poorly?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://theonion.com/...

submitted 3 days ago • 46 comments

Going to be quite frank, I do not find anything about this “king” stuff to be funny in any form, don’t think there’s a place for us to just crack wise about it and pretend it’s normal, yes we are all irony-poisoned but if we don’t draw a line here then we have no line

submitted 3 days ago • 135 comments

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

submitted 3 days ago • 389 comments

Elon is just a felon without an F.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

submitted 4 days ago • 628 comments

This morning I ran out of gas. I'd seen the tank on E and the gas light. I was going to go by the good station later. But I didn't. One more errand turned into three. I sputtered to a stop. No worries. I've got roadside assistance. Minor inconvenience. There's no roadside assistance for Democracy.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk is an idiot on an almost inconceivable scale. He had his high-school toadies pull a random list from a database he doesn’t understand, and on that basis alone decided that 60 MILLION SOCIAL SECURITY ENROLLEES, out of 72 million total, are fraudulent. 83% fraudulent!

submitted 5 days ago • 302 comments

"Yoni says the customers who terminated the roofing contract specifically told him that the issue was that he drove a Cybertruck." www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...

submitted 5 days ago • 305 comments

They may not be Nazis, but they do the world’s worst “I’m not a Nazi” impression.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 5 days ago • 784 comments

I’m starting to think that DEI actually might be what keeps planes in the air.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Imprisoning journalists is fine when we do it

submitted 5 days ago • 612 comments

How to fight Trump, an obvious guide: 1. Ignore tantrums and nonsensical things. They are distractions. 2. Refuse to obey illegal orders. They are illegal. 3. Arrest people who do illegal things. 4. Grow a spine and accept that people who commit crimes are criminals and should be in prison.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, Congress. Maybe get off your asses and make a law that following a link is not automatic consent for whatever that link goes to.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when NASA told those two astronauts to just stay up a little bit longer. Wonder how they’re feeling right now.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I understand a little more why that one Star Trek character refused to ever use the teleporter.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Upload your digital life to the cloud! You can trust us. We adopted the slogan, “We’re not evil.” Uh oh… looks like there’s a little malfunction…

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a pretty bleak time to be an able-bodied 16-35 year old, all things considered.

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My whole life I was told George Washington dentures were made of wood. Today I learned they were made from ivory and enslaved Africans teeth. What other histories have been white washed for National consumption?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner

submitted 6 days ago • 186 comments

Sad to report I just lost my job at nuclear, after 40 years of faithful service overseeing the US nuclear arsenal. My job was keeping all the nukes from exploding by pressing the don't explode button every 48 hours.

submitted 6 days ago • 224 comments

The mistake Dem leadership are making — and let’s be honest, will continue to make — is that they’re going to oppose Trump while still trying to be the adults in the room. He’s not a toddler that needs a timeout. Grow a goddamn pair.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I bet Donald Trump thinks Indiana Jones is super confusing.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments