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Life is a long series of realizations that mostly amount to, “They’ve got a name for that?!”

If the editor that paired this image with this text didn’t win an award, that’s a damn shame. That is one hard selling mofo.

ADHD: Ghosting people since forever.

Chuck Schumer seems like a very nice man and an abysmally poor opposition leader.

Super hardcore Mexican-Indian cryptid hybrid: The Chupacobra!

Walz: "I wouldn't do those town halls if I were them either because they have to defend cutting Medicare, cutting Medicaid, hurting their local public school, fighting a trade war with Canada. Just the nonsense, and defending President Musk."

Walz: "The idea that the secretary of education would not know what IDEA is -- individuals with disability in education act -- that's like your mechanic not knowing how to put air in your tire. And she's in charge of this nation's education progress. It is catastrophic."

It does not matter at all what Mahmoud Khalil has said. The government does not get to black bag a legal permanent resident for their speech. We have a 1st Amendment right to free speech that forbids the government from punishing people for it. That's a solid red line that should never be crossed.

Sad reality

The falsest dichotomy. GOP will attack them with nonsense no matter what. “If I vote with them they’ll be nice to me this time,” is the dumbest-ass cycle of abuse logic ever.

Like black body radiation, It seems to be a constant of the universe that the more power a person acquires, the more small-dick energy they emit.

MAGA: Want the American Dream, buy the American Fantasy.

How do people this gullible survive to adulthood?

Google doodle for International Women’s Day has icons of things that only connect to women once you already know it’s International Women’s Day AND have a deep knowledge of women’s contributions to science. Way to bury the lede deep, asshats.

Government by the idiots, for the idiots.

A virus that makes it extremely painful to lie.

If my name was Albert I would probably stop going by “Al” because it looks like artificial intelligence. That sucks though, because Albert is a bummer of a name.

If my rockets kept exploding I’d probably try to fix that before I did another one but that’s just me.

Is it too soon to call the astronauts stranded on the ISS hostages?

Gotta hand it to Dems. I bet the Trump team never expected them to do absolutely nothing. Probably foiled lots of clever, nefarious plans.