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Some bush for your Monday? 🤔 Don’t forget to water your plants! 🌱 🌳

My other opener called out so now I get to sit for an hour watching people come through the drive thru and see how long it takes them to realize we aren’t open

Last night of sleep on this broken bed and mattress!! 🥺 I’ve never been so excited for an adult purchase than this bed lmao

Got a new mattress and adjustable base today 🥰 It doesn’t get delivered until Monday 😔

Today has been the most stressful day and I haven’t even clocked in for work yet 🥲

Contemplated shaving my beard and trying the “stache” look but i just don’t know😭 it could increase my “daddy” status but also I could enter my rat era. Much to think about

I knew working Easter morning was either going to be quiet and easy or filled with the most obnoxious people. And here I am at 8:16 just experienced the latter 😌 it’s like forcing yourself to go to church and pretending to be something your not for the sake of living causes you internal turmoil

Oh my gawd Seth can **** me till I *** ****** **** while ***** and ***** to me all night 😌🥵

Oh Malibu how silent of a killuh you are

Tiffany vs Charlotte is the first good match of night 1 😗

H wordddd 🥲🤪🙃

I really think Mayhem may be one of Gaga’s best works

Abracadabra yasssss

Alright cuties what are we drinking currently or what do we have planned for the Drag Race finale?? I’m in the mood for a margarita but currently enjoying La Vodka Croix 😗🍸

Daily reminder Mayhem is STILL that album. I haven’t stopped streaming it

I need to go to the grocery store before the craziness but the energy is so low 🫣😭

I need the gyms to change the tv from the news… specifically Fox, can we get ANY other tv show? House builders? Game shows? Something 😒

I wish there was a universal sign to say you agree/like the bumper stickers to the car in front of you

Gym ✅ Cold Brew intake ✅ Started new book and daily journal ✅

Back to the gym we go! First day 🏃🏻‍♂️

Can’t even take my break in my car cause a big daddy size wasp is just HOVERING around 🥲

I’ve been drinking this whole episode but I need these lip syncs need to turn it up cause I’m ready to clap my cheeks

If I were Ru I’d save Lana and Crystal and Boot two sitting over on the side 😗

These lip syncs are so bad like… #DragRace

Gawd, what I’d give to throw an egg at a Tesla

I just need this Gaga Coachella set list to drop 😩