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I wonder if Charlie Brown would have even made a good grief counselor.

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Looks like summer is cancelled

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Did you guys know I have a subreddit? r/ShortSF is for speculative fiction, science fiction, fantasy, and horror short stories. There's a huge archive of free fiction, and writers are welcome to share their own work, as long as it's free to read. Enjoy! #booksky #reading www.reddit.com/r/ShortSF/

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Shovels are BOGO at the hardware store; who wants to go halfsies on a skull bashing?

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sometimes you can learn everything about someone in under a second talking about you lady who didn’t offer to let me and my three items cut in front of your yearly shopping trip

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you can do anything, even bring back “tubular” as an adjective or exclamation

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they say a thunderstorm is god almighty throwing that ass back making those cheeks clap but there is still debate amongst biblical scholars

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I'm not a huge Moby fan but when he cauught that bullet to the head, I really felt that. Keep it going...

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Paul was watching TV when a storm knocked out the power. He grabbed his phone. "Turn on flashlight." "I can't do that," his digital assistant said. "I am programmed to never upset users. You would be upset if you saw #someone in your house." Heavy, wet footsteps trudged across the floor. #vss365

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Two devils on your shoulder One of shame, one of pleasure No angel to be found I sit with a grin and a wink offering to feed your want, while the ghosts of your past are legion, biting around your face when you dare lift your eyes Your mouth waters at the fruit I offer Would you like a taste?

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And this morning the Shed is a hammock, overlooking a garden of wild rose and columbine…

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Word of the day, from Pennsylvanian Dutch, is ‘ferhoodled’, meaning ‘tangled’ or ‘all mixed up’. Can be used of anything from a sock drawer to life.

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Strawberry tart on a shell pink Stratocaster. Because I need to go play a guitar about it, and I have sugary needs!

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Greg turned off the TV. "Such a scary movie! Do you think #someone we know could be an alien in disguise?" Amy laughed. "Of course not. Aliens aren't real." She frowned as a fly buzzed through the living room. Opening her mouth, she grabbed it with her long tongue. "Oh, that's good." #vss365

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Good morning. ☕

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This day in history. 1993. Prince changed his name to an obscure love symbol but after a week got tired of explaining it and told everyone call me Dabney.

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Everything came together. Gonna have to split this piece…

submitted 21 hours ago • 10 comments

Day old hell. Some people feed it to ducks, but contrary to popular belief, hell actually isn't good for ducks.

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🌿☕Good morning🌞 It's June & it's Summer so ⏰ for cake! Cake (& 💩 !) derives from Old Norse "kaka" meaning lump or pile, & 1st appeared in 1230 English in the Hali Meidenhad (Holy Maidenhood) enthusing young women to enter religious life by dissuading them from marriage🥳 @susiedent.com #etymology

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Doing a seance to call upon my ancestors for help but it’s just me in the yard smoking a joint surrounded by mosquito candles

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Opening up a Japanese and Magic theme restaurant called "Now Sashimi, Now Udon't"

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