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Le Poisson Steve

Pokémon Sleep has taught me that it is okay to guzzle 27 liters of oil and call it a “mixed salad”.

ineruditic

Work ain’t so bad. #EMS

I would go scuba driving

In case you need reminding.

Finally won a game of Finspan! 🎉 The winning board 😏 #BoardGameSky💙🎲 #BoardGames #finspan #stonemaiergames

@meekyblinders.bsky.social My sister:

After weeks of losing every game I’ve played I finally won one, mostly accidentally, and it was the first time ever playing the chocolatier version of Azul! #azulboardgame #boardgame #boardgamesky💙🎲

Taking board game recommendations. I need some new games to lose at while I play my fiancé. #boardgamesky

When North Korea thinks you’ve gone too far with crazy shit.

I’m glad they made Harry Potter 3D so I can puke even harder while I think about JK Rowling.

Asbestos feels a lot less threatening when you pronounce it like, “ASHBESHTESH”.

I need y’all to appreciate my creative naming in Pokémon Sleep.

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Coworker: “What are your goals at this company?” Me: “To become chair.” Chair: “chair”

starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me

One of my patients talking about her experience with doctors regarding her migraines: “What does ‘inconclusive’ mean?” Me: “It means ‘Unable to conclude. No definitive result.’” Patient: “I’m glad I paid $20,000 for, ‘i DoN’t KnOw!’”

This is Gaza. See the beachfront land l? This is what Trump and Kushner want to develop. Gazans have the right to stay in their homeland or go elsewhere. America does not have the right to deport them

Alright, someone needs to make a time machine to go back to May 28th, 2016 at the Cincinnati Zoo and fix all of this mess.

I really hope I get to see my stats after I die. I want to know how many chicken sandwiches I consumed.

farming game where you can speak to and romance your crops

It’s really interesting how a person can be as much a part of you as you are of yourself.

They should find a way to gamify being a good person.

The biggest issue I see with the 2024 Player’s Handbook is that they removed the “Inspirational Readings” section. The 5e list really helped me get back into reading for fun. #D&D

Baldur's Gate 3, but every time you load into a new map, Hannah Montana transition music plays.