andycruns.bsky.social
Writer, purveyor of increasingly terrible jokes, semi competent miniature painter.
Skipping gaily over the line between clever and stupid.
Host of Find Folk Friday and idiot behind Stupid Lore Sunday.
I’m so sorry
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Practically guaranteed
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It’s the summary of every jason Statham movie
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Caught up between a demonstration and a crowd of goons, Frank meets Anne Arkist, a beautiful Latina human rights lawyer and expert hacker.
Together they’ll work to free Dora by any means necessary.
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Jason Statham plays Frank Normalman, a green card holding administrator in the DMV. When the daughter of a co-worker is kidnapped from kindergarten by faceless goons Frank calls on his old special forces training to get her back.
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Agreed. My feed is good, I’ve managed to mute a good combo of words to keep it fun and my mutuals are lovely
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Snacks?
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As with everything two thin coats are better than one thick one
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There was something about Mothra. Didn’t read it
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Oh. Deer
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I like this one a lot too
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Also they’re literally just demanding free stuff.
Not even to create content or promote us in any way, they just don’t want to pay.
We’re a family owned small business, not a FTSE100 corp.
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Some haven’t even bothered to review the content.
They have [insert company name here] left in and it’s just so incredibly lazy.
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It’s an oldie but a goodie
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‘I have slain the great wyrm of the southern ocean, but so they name me Wyrmslayer?’
‘I have shattered the defences of a tau fortress, but do they call me Wallbreaker?’
‘I have stalked greenskins in deep jungle, but do they call me Orkhunter?’
‘But shag one sheep…’
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‘It is my name, Lord’
‘Your name?’ Laughed Grimnar, ‘what is wrong with Einar?’
‘Not that name. The other one. My oath name.’
‘Are you not pleased with the title your brothers have bestowed upon you? Does it not commemorate your deeds?’
‘It does not, Lord. Not the greatest of them.’
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‘What troubles you brother Einar?’ Said the wolf lord.
‘I,’ Einar paused, ‘how did you know it was me my lord?’
‘The whine of new plate, the scent of that pelt you wear, the temper. It could only be my newest head taker,’ said Logan Grimnar, ‘speak.’
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I don’t know why they haven’t just blind boxed the minis just to build some collector hype.
I’d pay £5-10 for one to see what I got
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This was peak warhammer
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Couple of squads, a tank, a commander and some kind of heavy/dread
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I have the new wolves box.
I’m very excited about painting the army and building my list.
They’ll probably never see a game
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This is why I mostly just paint these days.
Also the having exactly zero time to play.
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I dunno, that sounds fine to me
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You could literally draw up a faction vs faction table for easy reference.
Base it on the optimal list which you assume they’re using.
Done.
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Tau vs Knights?
Knights start -3 VP and always go second.*
*I’m making this up but you get the gist
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I think an awful lot of it is because the focus is on tournament play rather than, for want of a better word, fun.
Tournament players will math hammer until their list is optimum. If it’s unbalanced just throw in a VP handicap and first turn set and stop dicking about.
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Also stop making me cross reference three or four books to work out what’s happening
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Sample weapons:
Powered blade with an energy field that splits atoms.
Mini rocket powered bullet with mass reactive warhead.
Gun that fires sun hot plasma.
Cannon that fires coherent light.
Fuck your armour saves
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I’m absolutely certain the way they’re done appeals to the tournament scene.
I just personally find it too intimidating
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Legions imperialis
Epic if you’re old like me
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Get a spearhead, they’re pretty minis.
Any faction caught your eye?
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Fuck that’d be funny
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Fucking typo.
Too complicated
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I dunno, roll a D17 and add 3 if the Monday after Pentecost is sunny and if it’s 12+ you’re fine or something
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New edition stuff
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Actual sentence:
‘For each one you fill, you may add one Auxiliary Detachment to your army – or two if you enlist a regular non-Consul Centurion – each of which include one or more slots for other Battlefield Roles’
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It’s basically free