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andyghk.leftis.best
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Before video games in the 50s if you were an awful American indoor boy you sat 3 inches in front of the TV and watched the same looping footage of cowboys on horseback for 8 hours in a row.

40% of Austin's budget and i had to find and steal my car back before they would come meet me. make it make sense

Just saying right now for the public record that you can scream and shame and scold me as much as you like but I am never ever voting for Gavin Newsom for president

Nothing says "I'm a white American-born citizen Goddamnit let me SPEAK to your MANAGER" like thinking your Costco card will convince TSA agents to letting u on the plane without ID

They should make an Elden Ring management game where you’re the mayor of Elden Ring and you have to run its gross economy of trading withered hands for amulets and so forth

The censorship goes further than I ever imagined

You may be shocked to learn that the answer to people's utter lack of faith in democratic institutions is not an esoteric conversation about building and zoning codes

Undiagnosed autism be damned, that boy can fly a plane.

*Harris tanks her entire campaign in order to chase right wing voters, none of whom vote for her* Me, Vox's brightest mind: why would bernie sanders do this

That meme finally makes sense.

Someone defaced the Silverlake Disney billboard and Mickey is telling people to read Marx

finding out donald trump genuinely is enraged by this is amazing and i hope people keep pressing him about this so we can destroy the US by basically playing chicken with him

Dems really need to start running on “I promise to prosecute and execute everyone involved in this widespread human trafficking scheme”

this truly couldn't have happened to a funnier person

imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao

the more i learn about ai development and the data centers these tech corporations are building and the amount of money and power the people in these companies have and the jobs they want to destroy, the more i understand that we cannot let them build this future they want for us

So all the graph perverts yapping at us about how we need to move Right to cater to the Endless Hordes of Young Rogan Fans were wrong? No, let's give them the benefit of the doubt: they were lying because they saw it as a useful weapon against the only group they've ever fought: the Left.

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

“Duhh we’re just talking monkeys on a floating rock” no we’re stardust fuck you

As someone who obsessively followed the election for months, is just literally propaganda. You’re not lying outright, but you’re actively deceiving yourself and anyone reading you with these lines of argumentation. Come back to the light of the truth, babe. Voters rejected Kamala’s politics. Fact.

just by volume the two main types of things americans say to me are 1) "stop talking about the US, you're not from here" & 2) "tired today, you say? we're all tired too - tired of the cheeto in the white house, that is!"