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got covered in three different bodily fluids before 8am. Happy Sunday. #GirlDad

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Sorry I’m 3 hours late I got caught in a Trader Joe’s parking lot

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If you want any insight into raising a toddler: my 2YO made us listen to the Jaws theme on repeat throughout dinner bc she thought it was funny

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The democrats strategy of “let them fuck this up a bad as possible so we can come in as the heroes” only works of there’s something left to clean up

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If the theater kids ran things, sure it’d be dramatic but we’d get shit DONE

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Forget fame. In the future everyone will have 15 minutes of privacy

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This this this 10000% this

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This site is now filled with 2 kinds of posts: 1. The most depressing news imaginable 2. “Hey remember Left Shark?”

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I have a cousin with Asperger’s who once accidentally rewrote Mein Kampf so I get it

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Sure, we have oligarchs but you should have seen the price of eggs in November

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Tonight’s the Sunday scaries of all Sunday scaries

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Hear me out: Kraven the Hunter the Musical

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

NO FUCKING WAY fortune.com/2025/01/14/w...

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

EVERYONE WATCHING THE OFFICE: ha ha what a boring job. ME WATCHING THE OFFICE: ooooh I bet they get dental

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Fettuccini Alfredo? You mean Italian mac and cheese?

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This passage from the book, Bullshit Jobs, is worth a read.

submitted 44 days ago • 22 comments

Once covid resolves, the industry is sure to rebound! Once the strikes resolve, the industry is sure to rebound! Once the fires resolve…

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BOY AM I TIRED OF LIVING THROUGH HISTORICAL EVENTS

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Really hoping this place isn’t family owned

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QUESTION My daughter (2YO) keeps drinking her bathtub water. I’ve given up stopping it— —My question is how to I not vomit *every* time it happens?

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

We’re actually closer to 2100 than we are to 2024 because we experience linear time

submitted 53 days ago • 29 comments

Literally my 2 year old

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Surely, this is the year Y2K catches up with us

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Here we go

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Crazy that Jimmy Carters final public appearance was on Hot Ones

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