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Here for jokes and fantasy football, mostly. A Jesus guy in (more or less) Glasgow
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In the words of @fplgeneral.bsky.social - if in doubt, do nowt 🤷🏻‍♂️ #FPL

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submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Dunno about you lot, but I quite like this Assistant Manager chip 🤷🏻‍♂️ #FPL

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Mo Salah, first name “a goal and assist for” 🇪🇬👑 #FPL

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So all of us (TC24, AM25-27) Glasner AM-ers are now hoping for a Villa win, because then it’s another table bonus attempt? Right? #FPL

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Rolled the dice with the AM. Feel like I got the safe points with Slot so gambling on at least a draw for Palace #FPL

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

#FPL #DGW25 AM Slot turned out alright in the end 🤷🏻‍♂️Disappointed that bringing in Wissa was 3 points less than just playing Raul, but can’t complain since I wanted him from now anyway. TAA was the star though; rescued me a green arrow to 190k OR from outside the 200 lately.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Ruh-roh đź‘€ #SlotAM #FPL

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Oh well isn’t that the best case scenario for this TAA + Salah (@ 210% EO) owner? 👏👏 #FPL

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Aw, and here was me about to post something sarky like “well, now that Rangers don’t need any more goals, here comes Dessers”…then he does…well, whatever that was 🤷🏻‍♂️ #HEARAN

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

@footballcliches.bsky.social The commentator for Hearts v Rangers has just described the owning (own-) goal as a “dream start for Rangers”, after coming under some pressure in the preceding mins. The goal was scored on 20 minutes - far too late for a start of any kind, never mind a dream one, sure?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

History buffs will know that every authoritarian leader eventually converges on some version of: "I *am* the state. I can not break the law, I am the law, the law is instantiated in me." Our march to authoritarianism so far has been excruciatingly by-the-book. Hitting every beat. No surprises.

submitted 10 days ago • 345 comments

How?! 🤯Still??

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This “NATO transcript” is fake and I’m sad to see people repost it. I’m reporting it and blocking the account that originally posted it. Always worth checking your sources before you repost stuff that conveniently affirms all your political feelings, whatever side you’re on.

submitted 12 days ago • 44 comments

No going back now đź‘€ #FPL

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

With Gakpo “maybe a doubt”, do I ditch the plan to keep him this week and keep TAA instead? Means getting Wissa in a week earlier than planned, for West Ham away, which might be no bad thing… 🤔 #FPL

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Bañana

submitted 13 days ago • 14 comments

I prefer to visit Hyde Park during the day when it's Jekyll Gardens. Bit calmer

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We’ll beat Wales playing like that. We might still beat England playing like that. We won’t get a sniff against France playing like that. #SCOIRE #AsOne

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Scotland is the only country in the world where Innocent Smoothies sell a Not Proven range

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Connections Puzzle #604 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Very rare to get the purples first! 🤓 #Connections

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Oh I do SO enjoy no longer having Colwill in my #FPL team.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Oooooft, Welbeck off the bar and the line! What a save by Sels! Clean sheet remains…for now 👀 #NFOBHA #FPL

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

So, here’s the question it comes down to this week. Who scores more: 1. AM Slot 2. 1x Salah’s points (TC; would captain him regardless) + Gakpo + 4 🤔 #FPL

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment