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JD Vance in the oval office

Day 31 of walking from London to New Zealand... www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN0O...

Day twenty four of walking from London to New Zealand. youtu.be/a7cOpNphUNE?...

Day twenty five of walking from London to New Zealand... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo-O...

Day eighteen of walking from London to New Zealand... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_USK...

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Completely made up movies I enjoyed this year: The Big Lives of Small Things The Two Jasons A Distracted Life The Glass Hammer Wet Shoes Little Becky Duck Duck Doom The Breathening Cole & Dusty The Call of Night My Favorite Day (Wednesday) Elephant Man 2: Merrick’s Revenge The Smell of My Date Tree

Chuffed to say BBC YOU’RE DEAD TO ME will return next week with a brand new series

Frightened Rabbit - "Head Rolls Off" (2008)

#Superman #trailer Thursday.

Hey everyone. Do me a favour. The Weirdos Panto is happening next Friday in London. It’s a big stupid charity event 1 night only. Previous ones have won awards and there’s loads of incredible comedians in it. If you can obvs come. Regardless why not give this a share. www.ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-t...

Christmas jumper day.

What the hell. Just found out Netflix adapted One Hundred Years of Solitude and it came out yesterday!! Hands down my favourite book ever. I’ve read it so many times. Huge influence on me. I’ve seen nothing about this adaption. Early reviews are great. Can’t wait to jump in.

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

Today’s poem is called ‘This is One of Those Poems without any Rhymes’.

IKEA is full of weird ö’s.

[New password needed] nobodylovesme [Your password is too insecure]

🧵What to expect from the Radio Times Christmas issue, robbed of the Booker Prize every year. This year's is out on the 10th.

Today’s poem is dedicated to all those who have taken it upon themselves to correct the grammar or spelling in my poems over the last few weeks. It’s called ‘Pedents’.

Any chance you could all, every single one of you, buy my books for each other for Christmas? Now that the Euromillions jackpot went elsewhere, I'm realising I should have had a plan B. They're available everywhere including here if you're lazy... www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0B6GK2M2...

If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown

in england we use cricket for our sexual euphemisms instead of baseball, so here’s a quick conversion guide first base - extra cover second base - fine leg third base - silly mid-on home run - deep point we also have “backward deep point” (anal) and “third man” (threesome)

I don't care how brazen this is: if this gets 20 reposts I'll post about one of the greatest tasks of my Taskmaster series, which would be talked about today as much as the trouser theft/texting/song etc, but which was NEVER BROADCAST ON THE SHOW. Or 10, whatever. I'd probably do it for 1.

Word of the Day, should you need it, is ‘latibulate’, a 17th-century verb meaning to find a corner somewhere and hide in it.