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Why is Rupert Murdoch still alive?

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I'm not Catholic, but I sincerely mean it when I say rest in peace to Pope Francis. As far as popes go, he seemed like one of the better ones.

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We should have never taught Scandinavians to speak English.

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I want to k*ll you with hammers 👿

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How come I can run Minecraft on my laptop on Linux, and it's runs almost silently, but then as soon as I boot into Windows, it tries to take off like a jet engine without me even running anything? @microsoft.com

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Been playing Minecraft on hardcore for the past few days, and I got tired of dying and having to restart, so I wrote a script that backs up my world so I don't have to delete it if I die. I should probably just play on a regular survival map, lol.

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Austin Metcalf was a violent white thug who thought he could assault a black teenager whose only crime was being near him. He got what was coming to him.

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it’s incredible trump has created a way for him to be the least popular president in history and then get back in and become even less popular than his first time. astounding accomplishment frankly

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I think it would be really funny if people responded to each other with this image.

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Donald Trump is implementing 34 new rules in his administration in order to fight inflation. Look up Donald Trump inflation rule 34 for more information.

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At least these #tariffs will stimulate domestic penguin production.

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Square Enix has never made a good game

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I'm think of starting a line of diapers for men called Dude Dipes. Let me know what yall think.

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I just remembered that Gilbert Gottfried was dead, and now my day is ruined.

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Thinking about writing a song about insomnia called melatonin or something. Idk, let me know what you think.

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Sausages are the best invention of the human race.

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Free Mahmoud

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Blud Light

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I've been playing so much solitaire lately as a procrastination method. Now, whenever I close my eyes, all I can see are playing cards. 😖

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I wanna go to bed but my jammies are in the dryer 😭

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Why is it that fast food apps always need me to go to the Google Play Store in order to update them? No other applications require this.

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You ever think about how brids are just fish that learned how to swim in the air?

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What they do for you is they give you the property.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property.

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Why are laundromat owners always the scummiest people on earth?

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Hot take, but Google maps doesn't even recognize that Palestine exists, so I don't really care about them saying Gulf of America.

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I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property.

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