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Why is it that fast food apps always need me to go to the Google Play Store in order to update them? No other applications require this.

You ever think about how brids are just fish that learned how to swim in the air?

What they do for you is they give you the property.

I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property.

Why are laundromat owners always the scummiest people on earth?

Hot take, but Google maps doesn't even recognize that Palestine exists, so I don't really care about them saying Gulf of America.

I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property.

For my birthday, I'm wishing for the death of all my enemies, but don't tell anyone. 🤫

Using positive affirmations to regrow my foreskin.

Skin as smooth as my brain :3

I can't believe it's been a whole year since it was a year ago.

Ok, I think I'm starting to understand Turkish verb conjugations. *Takes a look at the Wikipedia page for Turkish grammar* K, I give up.

Sus amogus

BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS