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angrychango.bsky.social
3D artist. Interdimensional being trying to be human, but the anger regulators tend to fail often and without warning. NSFW Only account. Only place to find me. I exist no where else. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/angrychangos Or DM for commissions.
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Every time I open Bluesky I think to myself “Shit. Did I fuck up again?”

Captain's Log, stardate 27,702,058.7: My god, there's cum everywhere.

The vibes today youtu.be/0BcFHvEpP7A?...

babe it’s friday the 13th can you come over and murder me?

Him: but baby my heart is big! Me: I can’t ride a heart boo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2025 shall be known as the year that had too many dicks on the dance floor. Meditate on this.

He has the cutest pet names for my vag

you are the cadence to this heart

Accidentally ordered Diet Cock instead of Diet Coke on the McDonald’s app and now I’m full of low-cal jizz

Amazons!! Let’s fucking go!!

One day, when you least expected, your bird watching journey will begin.

"Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East." *me leaving the orgy*

If sex is out of the question, then your question is pointless

It’s simple, chooms

He's just a silly little guy #trex #dinosaur #anthro #sketch

One of my favorite things about "invasion of the body snatchers" is how they cast leonard nimoy to play Jordan Peterson like 35 years before anybody knew who he was

Them: Remember? Me: No

"Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East." *me leaving the orgy*

[new card] you've been dealt the haunted dream. what do you think this means?

Chat, Do you like me ? Yes [ ] No [ ]

You have something on your teeth. Here let me get it. *me at the gangbang*

Fuck hard, cry harder.

My entry for the May #hardcoverchallenge from @hardcoverart.com

One day, when you least expected, your bird watching journey will begin.

If you are touching buttholes with another and a nuclear blast goes off....do the buttholes fuse together? Do you die as yourself or as something new?

repeat skeet offender

Men would rather say "anyhoo" than go to therapy

At some point in your life you were labeled a natural disaster by an ant colony. Meditate on this.

Looking for covenant of witches willing to polymorph me into a cat and take me as a familiar.

Skeeting my way into your heart

A cupcake is just a queer muffin. Meditate on this

the "fuck you" in "have a great day" is silent

Jason Voorhees and the Kool-aid man are siblings. Meditate on this

hiding from these feelings like a small child in a clothing rack

Squeeze me baby, till the lemons I use for keigals run down my legs

“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you” - Jason Voorhees.

Can I be the homeless guy in your feed?

Do something nice for somebody today. Like their feed.

Let me hug your face with my thighs