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If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")

submitted 30 days ago • 57 comments

I’ll never stop saying “see you next year” on December 31st even if I am met with a strong physical attack in response

submitted 59 days ago • 15 comments

HOLY SHIT (in an amazing way) www.smh.com.au/business/com...

submitted 60 days ago • 23 comments

test cricket - i kiss it on the mouth. big smooch

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

submitted 67 days ago • 481 comments

i'm trying to give my dog a pigs ear as a treat but she keeps gently giving it back to me

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

submitted 73 days ago • 92 comments

spontaneous trip to the dog beach today. dash was thrilled to bits, DESPITE her face here. look at that mug

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

submitted 76 days ago • 222 comments

i may have a cold (vile, unfair) but i ALSO have home made almond crescents from my dad. so who can say if today is good or not

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

me, reading cool science facts, then also other posts by a literal human: can't believe i have to imagine people complexly!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

"children are the future" well they will probably be adults then, so. bit of a chicken and egg situation

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

me inside: this is my sanctum, where i hide from the elements , which are my enemies me outside: [experiences happiness and peace again] ohhhh

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

good thing i have a dog who needs walks, so i am forced to bear witness to such beauty

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

butterfly logo is fine for now but my ideal new-twitter mascot would be a cicada — only comes out once a year, hides in a tree and screams

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient

submitted 102 days ago • 28 comments

cc: my damn nerves. please chill out

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not like those other girls. I'm a

submitted 101 days ago • 12 comments

(Doing kata near your girlfriend) Hup! Ha! Sha! TSS! Hup!

submitted 102 days ago • 7 comments

other highlights from today, i took my dog to the river and let her wade in the mud. her most blissful state

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

i may not be a good conversationalist at the hairdresser, but my dentist and i spend a solid 20 mins each time talking high speed bullshit. and it's beautiful

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

shout out to my extremely good dentist, who has a) kept my teeth in good nick and b) cured my fear of going to the dentist

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

[being chased by killer] ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*

submitted 103 days ago • 25 comments

what we really need on Bluesky to test out whether it's really happening is another day where animals get loose somewhere. All the best days on twitter were when animals got loose. Or trump gets a disease.

submitted 108 days ago • 5 comments

watching my dog snuffle for kibble crumbs in the folds of her bed. this is mindfulness

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

To me, the conclusive proof that there is no god is the fact that raccoons look like that and clearly should be my friends but they will give me rabies

submitted 421 days ago • 41 comments