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If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
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Yeah you are
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You’re creating art, they’re preserving memories. Different tools for different purposes.
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Make sure to take it sleazy, don’t let the man get you down.
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On the cover of the billboard stone.
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Stick your finger in its mouth to find out!
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As I’m watching a Brotato video…
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I see you
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THERE’S A CAT NAMED PRINCESS DONUT!!!111🐱👑🍩
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I’ve come to accept that I’m a Donatello, and that there’s a reason no one prefers him to Michelangelo.
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You really weren’t that good at baseball! (I should know, I was historically terrible myself!) You batted 1.000 (“one-thousand”), batting .100 would be getting 10% of what you wanted.
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I’m mostly envious of your sense of style, I’m a t-shirt and jeans/cargo shorts chud, and not even particularly cool shirts.
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You really do look amazing these days.
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Or else your nuts get cracked!
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I don’t want the whole birthday cake, I just want your piece.
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He really should’ve Normal Al’d them.
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Hopefully there’s a recall soon on that tasteless thing, the trucks too.
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I can tell you definitively, yes you were.
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I just bought Grosse Pointe Blank for $5. 🍿
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We’d be invited to space brunch once. Once.
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I’ve heard of weaponized incompetence, but weaponizing dad jokes is next level.